Friday, May 31, 2002
Debie: Save a condom, Kill a Kitty!
WOW, who knew that pic could be so inspiring.
PGCMREK: All girls nude slumber party
COPE: complete with mud wrestling
COPE: no mud, it doesn't taste as good during cleanup
VWGIRL: 3girls, 2guys
PGCMREK: but, no Gage
COPE: LMAO, no more dead kitties
LISA: messy
PGCMREK: but fun
LACYLOU: maybe we should get a bathroom for that
LISA: we are gonna get sued by the hotel
COPE: Baytown has a bunch of crossdressing wierdos that go to country bars
LACYLOU:I wonder how they kill kitties
PGCMREK: ask Gage, Lacy
LACYLOU:Gage, have you been drinking again
GAGE: uh huh
WISE WORDS OF THE J-FUNK: Who gave mother nature my number, and why does she always call when I'm drinking beer?
♥Oh, so vintage... 1:21 AM
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keri-denise: And if I remember correctly, you were all about She-ra
lacylou:SHE-RA Princess of Power
oh yeah and HE-MAN, he was hot!
msglitters00: Man you guys are bringing back memories. Can we be little girls again. No wait the drinking and bar hopping is to much fun to go back to childhood. lol
That's right ladies, from Barbies to Bars
♥Oh, so vintage... 11:16 AM
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after an evening of feverishly learning html, I finally found out how to change the fonts. However, only some fonts area acceptable, so how do you know which ones are supported???
♥Oh, so vintage... 11:11 AM
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Wednesday, May 29, 2002
Ok,
So once again this evening I find myself glued to the computer screen. But, for once, I am actually doing something useful,
EDUCATING myself, yes thats right, Lacy is capable of learning. A little
HTML is all I need to keep me occupied for the evening.
Easy to please, huh?
♥Oh, so vintage... 8:45 PM
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umm, yeah, I went to the orthodontist today, I'm
NEVER getting my braces off, and I'm in severe pain.
He put a "memory chain" on me, that Bitch is gonna PAY!!!
Gee, I wonder what exactly it remembers, the almost 4 years of shit I've had to put up with?
THE BEAST IS BACK
that's right she is good to go, busted headlight, ghetto gold package, rattling muffler, and leather seats. Man did I miss her. It sure was nice to speed home in that V-8!
♥Oh, so vintage... 5:52 PM
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Wow, there is just too much excitement today at the job. I have managed to spend all of my time up to this point making my weekend plans. Looks like we are going to end up with a visit to
Da Pub to see a
Mr. Patrick Murphy. It has been awhile, I wonder if he has missed me? Oh well, he gets to see me at Sundance on the 15th too, Lucky him. Even though he is an arrogant little shit, I sure do enjoy those 20x's.
I woke up this morning with Tequila on my mind
Thinkin bout my cuervo, and that slice of lime
That misty feeling that I miss, the sickness and the fun
And how I left him waving goodbye, that night I had the runs
I gotta half a mind to leave here
A half a mind to go
Jump a big jet liner
And wing it down to mexico
All the morning it was raining on the streets of Liberty
So I stayed in and paid the bills, and behaved responsibly
My mind kept going back to friday, when we both had fun
And how I sat there sipping, staring at the setting sun
I gotta half a mind to leave here
A half a mind to go
Jump a big jet liner
And wing it down to Mexico
In my dreams Jose's in love with me
I need to travel down to see
If he's found a woman to take the place of me
Guess I'll have to keep on dreaming drunken memories
Wishing I was down there doesn't help me much at all
When I start to drink you, it just makes me fall
Stuck here in this office chair, longing for the one
That I let consume me, I could drink it by the ton
I gotta half a mind to leave here
A half a mind to go
Jump a big jet liner
And wing it down to Mexico
After 10 rounds of Jose Cuervo,
I lost count and started countin again...
♥Oh, so vintage... 2:21 PM
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Whoa, talk about turtle luvin this weekend, there was sex all over that lake!
♥Oh, so vintage... 12:59 PM
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This is for you Court
♥Oh, so vintage... 12:45 PM
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Virgo Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Some people learn only what they need to know. You, on the other hand, are a fan of education for its own sake. You wear the nickname 'teacher's pet' as a compliment instead of an insult. You're quick at putting new information to its best possible use. Accurately predicting consequences keeps you from making unnecessary preparations. The best profits are the ones that you can reinvest in the system that produced them. This is about more than just money. Your body serves you well when you take care of it. The outer world mimics your inner harmonic state.
♥Oh, so vintage... 9:42 AM
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Tuesday, May 28, 2002
Lucky Charms Sex Test?
PURPLE HORSESHOES: If purple horseshoes are your thing, your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped. You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs, chains, swingsets, and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going out on a picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes--she's/ he's likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?
NICE
♥Oh, so vintage... 2:48 PM
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WHOA! all I can say is WHOA!
He called,... today,... on his lunch break, amazing!!!
I will now delegate my MAD PROPS for all those who make my life more interesting.
hombreloco (my undear friend) HA! and lonestar_drinking_aggie: I must say that never has the UT and A&M rivalry been so amusing
C-funk: I can't say that I have ever been sent a
Generic " To Whom it May Concern" e-mail before
J-Funk and Bernice: hmmm, bleaching each others pet's fur to get back at each other, priceless
Special K: introducing me to the incredible humor there is in a "peddle-by"
SARA: yeah thats right girl, we DO grow titties and beer where we come from
Mamma T: for letting me take the Burb to get the tire changed, gotta love those sweaty shop boys
Monty and J-Law: for waking us this weekend with a charming rendidtion of "Hornet's Nest"-Tenacious D
hmm, Steve and Jeff will love this one
SHOW ME YOUR BUZZ
♥Oh, so vintage... 2:20 PM
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OK, so much to my surprise, he did call, the next day in fact. Of Course, so did Aubry, Joe, Ryan.... hmmm, all the others, and look where they got me, Screwed Over. So I will exercise extreme caution on this one.
Hickory Hollow Holiday Highlights
Man, was it beautiful this weekend. I had such a great time at the lake. I could seriously live there, nothing like an East Texas weekend to revive the soul.
1. 42lbs catfish
2. 17lbs catfish
3. Watching Dad accidentally catch a 3 ft alligator
FAMOUS LAST WORDS "Well shit honey, I didn't think he'd be that fast"
4. Peddle boats..... Sound WAY more fun than they are!
5. Patio Perch...... a new term I coined this weekend for the Massive Bream that I kept catching that deserved a nice place on my patio grill to be complimented with
a bottle of asti.
PRICELESS a charming article in the Houston Chronicle about a "peddle-by" kind of like a drive-by, only on a bicycle. What is this world coming to? Next thing you know, Jr. is gonna be cruising down the street on his Big Wheel, Gat strategically strapped to the basket on the front, checkin his Hoe's on tha corner, collectin his ends.
"What's up Big Perm, I mean Worm?"
Smokey
♥Oh, so vintage... 12:50 AM
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Saturday, May 25, 2002
Love Ain't What This Songs About......
Or
Is It?
SCORE ONE FOR THE LADIES!!! I actually had a date that was not an immediate disappointment! (immediate being the key word here)
Well Ladies and Gentleman, my night was wonderful, so wonderful, in fact, that I am not going to even think about it. Was it a success? I don't know, if I hear from him again I'll let you know, that is the ultimate test. We'll see if I can break my streak of "no call backs." I will just say this, when a guy says "yes ma'am" and kisses my hand when he says goodnight, Damn I just melt.
On a lighter note, Tulip can I just say that I owned the Texas Saloon last night ;)
Bleu was awesome as always, he just seems like the nicest guy, he is most definately my next "Pat"
Well Adios All, going to the lake for a little R&R
♥Oh, so vintage... 12:01 PM
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Friday, May 24, 2002
Why is it that every time I go to a department store I manage to use the same dressing room? And if that one is occupied, I always have a backup.
Why is hindsight 20/20? I always go into something analyzing it do death, only to find myself once again in situations I don't control.
Why do I feel the need to buy new clothing every time I go out? I have a closet that would make Ralph Lauren proud, yet I seem to never have anything to wear. Its alright to wear an outfit more than once, right?
♥Oh, so vintage... 1:43 PM
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