Wednesday, August 28, 2002
HEY! Mr.
Blah...turn that frown upside down! ;)
It's time to lose the attitude, be a bit more congenial, and for God's sake man, liven up a bit!
What you need is a little advice from *THE LADIES MAN.....
Yeah sweet thang, if you are not freaky or disgusting, or an unsavory skank, what you should do is go down to the nearest bus station and hang out with no underwear on. If this does not work, perhaps you should try the laundromat. Now if all of these things fail, maybe you should try the ever popular fish sandwich. To seal the deal you should consider giving the lady a "preview of the goods." If you are unsuccessful in these endeavors, then I would suggest that maybe you could go visit a friend or relative, and ask, politely, if you can dig through the couch for loose change. Also, you can hang outside the car wash in hopes that maybe someone drops a quarter while cleaning car mats.
However, I do not believe that anyone is truly a lost cause. You have all it takes to turn on the steam engine and travel down the railroad tracks of love. You must only learn to release the love power that is in you. The Ladies Man would like to remind you that no matter how smooth you are, you must constantly practice releasing your love. You can release your love any where you like, but remember that releasing it publicly, say at a gas station or mall parking lot, can sometimes result in humiliation or even an arrest record.
*since you aren't familiar with all of my talents, I will inform you that I do a "most excellent" impression of the ladies man.
hope this at least puts a smile on your face!
♥Oh, so vintage... 3:27 PM
