Oh, so vintage?

Thursday, November 28, 2002

I give thanks today for Court's amazing little tidbits of advice...
Me: but you don't think he was calling to try to start shit between me and ____ do you?
Court: Yeah he probably was, but you need to remember this is just between you and ____, no one else, you and ____
Court: he's just trying to screw things up for you, and you don't need that, ____ is doing a fine job by himself.
Me:LMAO!!! that's going on the blog!

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:54 PM

this is going to be ongoing through the day
THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR....
E-mails titled "china pattern"
helping plan weddings for my oldest bestest friends
road trips to hang with those friends
having my one of my best friends spend thanksgiving with me
having her for moral support when I run out of Prozac and my family won't go home
having instant messages left for me when I'm away that says "Daisy had her puppies, Kaden has an ear infection, and Logan is great, that's all the important stuff"
having great friends a few miles down the road and their BEAUTIFUL babies (puppies and all)
having my oldest friend back at home safe and sound after a tough few months
knowing she's alright and that she'll be back to normal in no time
seeing her post on the board again....makes me :)
my precious Riley, there is hope for my family after all
looking forward to having my WHOLE family here in this house on Christmas Eve
keeping all my babies for the holidays...Kash, Triston, Faith, Charity, Riley, Trent, Torin and Keagan
and the best part of that...knowing they go home with their parents ;)
graduating in the VERY near future
getting to clean a new Durango
having a life so full of joy and love
getting to spend my Grandmother's 80th Christmas with her
spending time with my 15year old cousin, and remembering what it's like
getting to see my hometown boys on their way to the state championships
road trips to Luckenbach and pleasant suprises
having someone to talk to at the end of the day
Texas Music and most definately Cross Canadian Ragweed
road trips to Billy Bob's Texas and great friends to stay with

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:08 AM

Wednesday, November 27, 2002

ONE SENTENCE
Read this line very slowly and let it sink in
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Gracias Jaime

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:08 PM

Why is it that guys are more dramatic than girls? I just don't understand it.

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:04 PM

ATTENTION!!!!
just want everyone to see that I got rid of the POS tagboard becuase it never worked, but I now have a NEW Forum... to the right of the screen you'll see it. It's just like the board, go post away! :)

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:43 AM

Tuesday, November 26, 2002

Well maybe that whole 8 Mile movie had more of an affect than I thought after all....

Or, maybe I've just been Completing The Square too much here lately.

♥Oh, so vintage... 5:27 PM

Alright my turn...
Here's the L-dawg rendition of the evening. Here's how it went down...
I was having a pretty pissy day, you know, one of those where you're in tears before it ever even really gets started. And thank God I had C to console me. I don't know where I'd be without here sometimes. Even Momma T could sense it 7 hours away, she called to check on me, and the funniest thing she had the same thing on her mind that had been bringing me down ALL day. Nothing can be compared to the connection between a mother and daughter. Well, I went to school, came back feeling a little bit better, and made some major decisions. I realized I was in need of some serious R&R. We decided that dinner at the Olive Garden and a movie would be just the thing. So after a relaxing tan we headed home, got all pimped out, and headed for Humble. Well the Olive Garden was a 30 minute wait, so we opted for Zio's instead. I'd never been but I'd heard good things. Well! I saw good things too ;)
First of all, our waitress totally impressed us with her skillz. She wrote her name upside-down on our table! And of course we had to spend the rest of the evening trying to master this new found skill. So I'm sitting there, just chilin, enjoying this little break in the monotony, when I notice a group of guys sitting in the corner. Not a single one of them all that bad-looking. Now I'll be the first to admit that Eye-candy is a good thing, but I'm just one of those people who gets REALLY shy when someone is looking at me, ESPECIALLY when I'm eating. It just makes me nervous, I can hardly even enjoy my food for being to worried about dropping something on me, having something on my mouth...etc. EVERY time I look up either one of them is looking at me, or the whole table is. Don't get me wrong, I was flattered, but SO embarrassed. I know I must have been every shade of red. But I finally finished my meal, and we were ready for the movie. We still hadn't decided which one we wanted to see, 8 Mile, or the new bond flick, so we decided to flip for it. But, unlike normal people, instead of flipping a coin, we designated a side of our little butter packet heads, and the other side tails. The butter said Bond, and maybe we should have listened. We went for 8 Mile instead. I think Courtney said it best..."Still dont know quite what to think about that one. It was alright, but sorry folks, just not as good as y'all have made it out to be." It was almost good, had potential, and just when you think the story is about to go somewhere...the theme songs starts playing and off walks Eminem into the wild blue. I go "what the hell? I paid to see that?" haha, It was a bit dissapointing, but I will give props to Mr. Mathers for a pretty damn good acting job. I think the BEST part of the whole experience was the DRAMA up in the theater. It went a little something like this...

**insert Latino accent here**
"WAAAA!!, AGH!!!"
"UH...could you please shut your kids up, we'd like to see the movie!"
"snickers"
"MAN! Could you control your damn kids!"
"They have just as much of a right to be here, they paid too you know!"
"shit man their kids, leave em alone!"

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:51 PM

Virgo
August 23 - September 22
You might be the center of some gossip today that will leave you wondering who you can trust. Longtime friends and a close partner are your best bets for safe companionship.

As if I didn't have enough trust issues already...nice

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:13 AM

Monday, November 25, 2002

Tonight is dedicated to ALL tha Independent Women I know...
So we're off for some old school Hot Girl action. Will it be Bond or Mathers? mmmm, such hot men such hard decisions. Getting ALL dolled up, listening to the old school 5 o'clock drive home.
Whatcha need boy?
I need a Hot Girl...
Whatcha want boy?
I wanna Hot Girl...

♥Oh, so vintage... 5:40 PM

How is it that I've lived my life for 22 years with absolutely no regrets and then one day it hits me that I've made this HUGE mistake? I didn't make it until after I was 22 so I guess that maybe 22 years isn't such a bad run, but this 23rd is kicking my ass already. The worst part is that this mistake was made because I was scared. I can't believe that I let fear ruin something this big for me. Where was I on this one!? I hid behind the stupid games that people play, I let my opinionated mouth get the best of me. Instead of stepping up to the plate and being myself, I became a 'reaction' to certain events. Instead of saying what I thought, I took what I thought and altered it into what I thought would be acceptable, NOT ME AT ALL. I NEVER do this, and now I've realized what a massive mistake it was. I should have been myself, should have sucked it up, gone with my instincts instead of spending every minute analyzing the signs, taking cues from an assumption. Now that I look back I want to kick my own ass for being so selfish and full of pride. What the hell was I scared of in the first place? Looking back, I don't know. I don't think I can fix it either, I've already tried, I swallowed my pride, got down on my knees and practically begged. When you have nothing to lose and EVERYTHING to gain, this isn't so hard anymore.

But still no results, and now I'm at a loss. Thinking back on all that self analysis and all the games, you would have thought that I had learned a little more. However, I still can't think of the one thing that will make it right. Such a delicate situation calls for the PERFECT apology, correct? Although the last was pretty impressive, I obviously didn't get my point across. Sometimes the message can get lost in too many words. So in an attempt to be eloquent I think I only worsened the situation. I'm not sure if coming right out with it is going to help any either, but like I said, nothing to lose. We're just people right? Maybe the situation wasn't handled in the best possible way by any parties involved, but in the end you have to live with your actions, not others. So maybe I'll be criticized for taking too much heat, or not standing up for myself, but I don't see it that way. Sometimes a little patience can work a miracle, and letting your anger get the best of you can totally destroy that. The worst part is knowing that you 'knew better' in the first place. You knew you were stronger, and more able to deal with the situation. Yet out of selfishness you turned your back in an attempt to "stand up for yourself." So now that my inner peace is gone, and I've sold my soul with scathing words, I find myself very alone with my thoughts and regrets.

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:37 PM

Sunday, November 24, 2002

Well I've been thinking it over for the past few hours, and I'm just gonna give the highlights

SATURDAY
Beach was the place to be, apparently the flounder fishing is good this time of year.
Broncos...31-21...Area Champs...bring it on Conroe! Statebound BIOTCH!!!
ADIOS to the Rents
Cooper Household=Welcome to Nellyville where we keep em stompin in our Air Force Ones and our 'Pimp juice'
WOOHOO!!!! met the Angels...well #1 and #3, and the Best Friend...Caleb :)
SUNDAY
Laundry is a bitch
Love the Durango
Babies are PRECIOUS! But yes, the twos are TERRIBLE ;)
Mix Cd's are the BEST
'P Diddy'

Cam'ron

P.S. 108 hours *2.0*
I just can't get you outta my head...
boy your luvin is all I think about...

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:42 PM

Bling Bling Baby...
Oh yeah, Court and I desginated Sunday..."PIMP DAY." A whole afternoon dedicated to the personal love and care needed to insure the long life of our Beautiful Vehicles. I wiped down the Durango 3 times today between Washing, Drying, and Waxing. She is so SHINY! Absolutely Fabulous Darling! I think I'm in love with her, those curves, those rims, those long late-night backroads 4x4 drives....ahhhh. And to think after the Jeep I swore I'd never love another.

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:18 PM

Man oh Man...
I don't even know where to begin, I'm still tired from too much activity this weekend. Damn I'm getting old, I sound like such a wuss. So, after I make a run to wal-mart, go see my kiddos, go see my Keri girl, wash the car, clean the house, and wash my clothes, I'll sit down and write a nice little story about my weekend. :)
cause we gonna get it on tonight...

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:26 PM

Saturday, November 23, 2002

Things I'm Diggin today...

beautiful babies

new cars

great girl-friends

sweet guy-friends

sunshine

the beach

football playoffs

Cross Canadian Ragweed

Pat Green Visor's

Things I'm NOT Diggin today...

these Timberland's that are too tight on my feet

my eyes burning from lack of sleep

allergies

having to leave the house this early on a saturday

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:57 AM

Friday, November 22, 2002

G: sup G?
b: *2.0* *2.0*
b: :-)
b: thats what
G: *2.0*
b: missed ya today for some odd reason
G: awww
G: that's really sweet of you

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:48 PM

SPINKY???
Yeah your guess is as good as mine. I'm typing up my bio notes a few nights ago and I misspelled the word "spiny" it came out "spinky." Well I'm not too sure why, but this word has just been cracking me up here lately. It's kinda like how the word "chimichanga," just rolls off your tongue. ;) (that was for all you Rodney Carrington fans out there) We've been through quite a few definitions lately...

could be synonmymous with the word "kinky"

"Hey hun, I'm feeling kinda SPINKY tonight, lets send the kids to Mom's"

might be that word you use to describe your mood when nothing else fits

"Well I wonder what crawled up her butt, she's been awfully SPINKY today"

Or, that mental state when you're so tired that EVERYTHING is funny

"You wrecked my car? HAHAHAHA, I'm so SPINKY right now I don't even care"

Ok guys, give me a little input, what do you think SPINKY means?

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:15 AM

Thursday, November 21, 2002

My stupid mouth
Has got me in trouble
I said too much again
To a date over dinner yesterday
And I could see
She was offended
She said "well anyway..."
Just dying for a subject change

Oh, another social casualty
Score one more for me
How could I forget?
Mama said "think before speaking"
No filter in my head
Oh, what's a boy to do
I guess he better find one soon

We bit our lips
She looked out the window
Rolling tiny balls of napkin paper
I played a quick game of chess
with the salt and pepper shaker
And I could see clearly
An indelible line was drawn
Between what was good,
what just slipped out
and what went wrong

Oh, the way she feels
about me has changed
Thanks for playing, try again.
How could I forget?
Mama said "think before speaking"
No filter in my head
Oh, what's a boy to do
I guess he better find one

I'm never speaking up again
It only hurts me
I'd rather be a mystery
Than she desert me

Oh I'm never speaking up again
Starting now

One more thing
Why is it my fault?
So maybe I try too hard
But it's all because of this desire
I just wanna be liked
I just wanna be funny
Looks like the jokes on me
So call me captain backfire

Oh, the way she feels
about me has changed
Thanks for playing, try again.
How could I forget?
Mama said "think before speaking"
No filter in my head
Oh, what's a boy to do
I guess he better find one

I'm never speaking up again
It only hurts me
I'd rather be a mystery
Than she desert me

Oh I'm never speaking up again
Starting now

♥Oh, so vintage... 2:34 PM

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

Courtney might quite possibly be the best friend a girl could have...
I've failed to mention this, but she brought me one of the coolest things I've EVER seen in my life from her road trip to DC. His name..."Mr. Right When You Need Him" he's quite a looker too! OH, and he has the SWEETEST things to say. You press his cute little flat stomach and he says the most supportive things like...

"as always, you're right"

"It's not your fault, it's mine"

"I can listen to you talk all night"

"You look thin, did you lose weight?"

and my personal fav "Can I take you shoe shopping?"

He's pretty amazing actually. If you don't want to talk to him, or even see him all you have to do is put him back in his little box. :)
You don't have to feed him, he doesn't leave the toilet seat up, he won't mess up all the dishes, If he doesn't have anything nice to say, he doesn't say anything at all! I think I'll name him...Silent Bob. In honor of the who Court and I have decided is the perfect man. You know, Jay and Silent Bob. Well we think that Silent Bob, is pretty near prefect. Think about it girls, any complaints about him??? Well he might not be the best looking guy around, but that would probably just make him more loyal to a Goddess such as yourself.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:46 PM

"Out Of My Head"

what is wrong with all my friends
I know that I am unlike them
just another situation
don't hold me back
I don't look good to them
They always act so dirty
they keep themselves so clean
why can't they find the answers
to the questions that are right in front of me
I'm so high, I'm never low
I'll hold the sky, never letting go
Let it go
no ones ever listening
the lines are crossed somewhere between
my head is spinning like a top
I don't know when this shit is going to stop
you fill my cup, I'm good to go
so shake me up
go...go...go...
I'm so high, I'm never low
I'll hold the sky, and I'm never letting go
go...go...go...

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:09 PM

The words that have eluded you are finally forming. A poem or song you chance upon may be the expression of everything you had been feeling but could not articulate. Prepare to express this sentiment to a certain someone.
Hmmm, the song that comes to mind here would have to be...

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued
in a trapp trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
She fucking hates me
trust
she fucking hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away
She was queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no
In a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought i'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she
now it's over and i'm glad
'cause i'm a fool for all i've said

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:56 PM

Can I just say....
F' THE GAMES...
F' THE PLAYERS...
F' THE F'N HATERS!!!

did that get your attention bitch?!

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:07 PM

Ode to the Thong...
What is it about such a minimal garmet that is so intruiging?

I've been feeling a bit bummed here lately, can't seem to find anything to waste my time doing. Well it occured to me today that the reason I've been feeling this way is a direct result of the lack of funds, therefore creating the lack of shopping in my life. Like a good little girl I've been saving my $ to buy christmas gifts and pay car notes with. So I'm taking my lab final today, thinking of ways to alleviate this little problem I've got, and it hits me...I still have the Foley's card :D!!! I finish up my test and head for the greatest place on earth (2nd only to my bed of course). The Foley's in Parkdale mall is brand new as of August, and although I spend ALOT of time here, I have not been to the lingerie department yet. I am a former employee of Foley's and I can usually find any department out of pure instinct (haha, I was born with it). However, today I spent a cool 45 minutes walking around Foley's like a moron trying to find the Naughty section. I finally had to break down and ask a saleslady where the hell it was. Come to find out...it's by the men's shoes, well logically of course. Why wouldn't it be there?
So I get myself over there ASAP and find the CUTEST little thongs ever! They have little charms on them and are just adorable. Of course since I was there, I couldn't resist treating myself to some new PJ's (every girl's best friend). Then I got to thinking...What is it about the thong that is so great anyway? It's not like you see people's underwear in the first place. I think I have it all figured out though. It just makes you feel Sexy, and when a woman feels Sexy, there is nothing she can't do. Am I right Girls???

♥Oh, so vintage... 4:00 PM

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

I found myself shopping
Lookin' for a better deal
Running all around this country
Rollin' on silver wheels
But I ain't found nobody
No one to compare
To that little girl down in Texas
With the long, blonde, curly hair

And it's alright, yeah it's okay
I've been gone for too damn long
And I'm headed home today
Yeah it's alright
It's okay

I've been driving all night, just to see that smile
And I can't wait another day
She's got such an easy laugh
It kind of hangs around
She looks so good, and smells so fine
She's a queen without a crown
She knows how to hold me back
She knows how to let me go
Brother, she knows just what I like
When she turns the lights down low

And it's alright, yeah it's okay
I've been gone for too damn long
And I'm headed home today
Yeah it's alright
It's okay

Now I can't say that I love her
She won't let it go that far
Cause she knows what it's like
When a Southern man hits the road with his guitar
But her blue eyes they make me crazy
When I lie in bed at night
And I'd give up all the women I know
Just to watch her sleep tonight

And it's alright, yeah it's okay
I've been gone for too damn long
And I'm headed home today
Yeah it's alright
It's okay

Bleu

♥Oh, so vintage... 9:25 PM

Oh man....
Talk about your past catching up with you! As you all know I am a chronic "class skipper." No, I do not value my education. "I'd rather catch pnuemonia and die" than spend another hour and fifteen minutes listening to my Bio prof talk about his "pet slime mold." Therefore as a result, I find it much more benificial to spend my afternoons cruising the beach, or shopping. And no Courtney, I do not care that some people in third world countries would sacrifice all they have to have my education. ;) Well back to my point...I've been having this odd feeling all week that I might have a test in Nutrition today. I don't know why I was thinking this, because I had missed the 3 previous classes, I just had this feeling. Turns out, I'm psychic! I get to class after spending a nice half hour just chillin enjoying the weather, to find out that we do indeed have a test. I don't have a scantron or a pencil, gotta love being prepared. So, I run to the SC, grab a scantron, get to class, flirt with the idea of not taking the test now, but at a later date, then decide it's for the best that I go ahead and tough it out. Seriously, it's not like I'd study if I had the extra day. I do a quick 'once over' of the notes, and prepare to fail. Turns out that was one of the easiest tests I've ever taken. I mean duh, who doesn't know the symptoms for Bulemia and Anorexia? So I'm feeling quite confident that I passed this one.

Shallow Hal

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:10 PM

The Dangers of staying up past your bedtime...

B: maybe its my bipolar personality
G: quite possibly
B: ass
G: haha, i knew it was a trick
B: fucker!!!!!!!!!!!
G: LMAO!
B:i had MASS issues with ___
G: really?
B: felt like i was taking crazy pills
G: LOL
B: havent said that in a long time
B: lol
G: yeah i would have never guessed, you seemed obsessed with her
B: nah
B: just obsessed with the fact i was sleeping with two different girls....lol
B: learned my lesson though
G: HAHA, I love the honesty
B: lol
B: i can fool you with my sweetness cant i
B: lol
G: ummm.....
G: what sweetness???
B: im totally sweet dude
B: you just have to dig real deep to find it
G: geez, except for that whole "sleeping with two different girls"

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:36 AM

Monday, November 18, 2002

Before I saw Buenas Noches....
MAD ASS PROPS TO...
Richelle for the 3 month anniversary!
Girl I would have never guess that the first time I went to sundance and "Nooter's" drunk ass pulled over and started talking that you two would have ended up so happy! That is OUTSTANDING!!! I'm so happy for you...and yeah my hope has been renewed too girl, there are good guys out there. Although they may be geographically challenged! ;) :D (*2.0*)

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:45 PM

Quote of the evening...
"OMG, He's so creative, I'm jealous...Just when you think he can't get any better..."

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:32 PM

Crazy thing happened today...
Just last night I was reading Que Sera Seraand Completing the Square to keep up with their "online marriage." They are just the CUTEST things ever, you should really check them out...and if you're feeling benevolent, go ahead and send homeboy some $$$ so he can wisk Sarah B off her feet. Anyway there was a post about how her blog showed up as the number one search when people entered "Naked Neighbor." I didn't think much of it till today when I was checking my own stats and noticed that my blog came up on a google search for "bellydancing + knitting." Yeah so what kinda freak you ask searches for these two topics???? A CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!! yeah that's right, the IP was from Saskatchewan, Canada!

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:29 PM

Random thought....
How am I going to go on a field trip to the beach, go to the playoff game, and have a baby all on saturday??? DAMNIT!! something has to give here!

♥Oh, so vintage... 4:55 PM

Sunday, November 17, 2002

Sarrchasm
My God this site is GREAT!!!

I don't know why you always get so down on yourself. I mean, for Jim's sake, you're not that ugly. I'm sure there's some man... somewhere out there... who would marry you. You might have to look really hard, but he's out there. He may live in a bloody gutter, but he's out there. And just because his name is Serengeti and he has ravenous pet rats doesn't mean you can't be perfectly happy together.

Because, really babe; you're not that ugly. There are plenty of uglier girls out there. I'm not kidding—I've seen 'em. I mean, at least you don't sleep in the alley with your own festering placenta. And at least you don't have gnarled horsehair like the Penitent Magdalene. You don't rape squirrels, you can count to 10, and your breath doesn't reek like a llama's dripping fecal matter.

You're acne wasn't patented in 1856.
You don't juggle bowling balls with your massive pectorals.
There's no movie about you called "Old Hag Gets Dirty."
There's no sequel called "Naughty Britches: Old Hag Gets Dirty Again."
The yellow brick road doesn't resemble your teeth.
You weren't jailed for the last 50 years.
You haven't been impregnated by seven different sub-species of ape.
You can cook macaroni and cheese.
Vampires don't run from you in fear.
You don't have a sledgehammer imbedded in your head.
They don't bottle your perspiration as a pheromone for transsexual elephants.

I have to admit, you're much finer than that nasty Wicked Witch of the West or that Marilyn Manson chick. In my book, you'd beat out Roseanne any day. And I wouldn't even try to compare you to Julia Child.
And get this, I bet my next-door neighbor Andy would date you if you brushed your hair once. I'm not kidding—and he's a pretty smart guy. Yeah, he even has his own book. Uh, what's it called? Stalking and Killing: My Story... yeah, that's it.

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:57 PM

Making this entry for all you folks stuck in the office tomorrow. Just a few bizzare things I've come across this evening...
Want Revenge? send a dog to bite them! hehehe
This one is freaking HILARIOUS!!!
Texans and their FAT ARSES
And for those of you with Bizzare phobias, here is a classic...
Killer Guppies

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:36 PM

Game Highlights
Me: Wow, is it just me or did the Dazzlers get skinnier?
Mom: no honey, we're just further away.
My Aunt: those girls are so skinny
Me: no, we call them whores, not girls ;)

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:05 PM

MAD PROPS to Glitters for message of the weekend....
"Hey Lacy, we're just driving through New Braunfels and I thought I'd call and tell you...We found Wendy's."
I'm NEVER going to live that down am I?

♥Oh, so vintage... 5:33 PM

The X factor revisitied...
"Hey! Me and Russell are down here at Triggers lookin for you, what are you doing tonight? Call us back."
OMG, I don't know what I'm doing. But you can bet your ass that hanging out with you is not on my list Biotch! Ugh, what the fuck is the deal with the Ex-boyfriends here lately??? Didn't I lose your number on purpose? Besides...I thought you couldn't take me seriously, you know, since I don't put out and all. '
obviously I didn't say it loud enough the first time either...
F' the haters!!!

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:47 PM

Damn what a day! I had such a blast!
First off, the Aquarium was pretty awesome, Riley girl just LOVED the fish! but other than that the only major highlight was the fact that I ended up with more of her slobber on me than she did. Came home for a little cake and ice cream action after being stuffed already. Then we got ready for GAMETIME!!! WOOHOO! I LOVE FOOTBALL! No wait, I LOVE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL!! Man what a fucking game! Ok, first half we went out 44-0, I saw some of the most awesome runs I've ever ever seen and If Calvin Davis isn't the highlight of the week, then someone needs their ass kicked! Boy has MAD skills. We came out in the 2nd half, put our 2nd and 3rd string in, somehow they managed to score, but we blocked the 2 point conversion. Ended the game 59-6, hehe and we were only projected to win by 32 points. Those boys came out so pumped last night it was crazy. And our fans are literally nuts. The other team had MAYBE 500 people and that's counting the band. There wasn't an empty seat on our side. The whole damn town was there. But, I can see why. When I was a freshman, the Broncos sucked SO bad. Their record since 1972 had been 1-9 every season. They got their asses stomped every week. My sophmore year we got a new coach, Coach Stewart has turned this team around like it was nothing. That year not only did we win more than 1 game, we won district and we have every since. So I watched this teams metamorphasis through the years. I cried the day my senior class lost area to LaMarque in the astrodome. I watched Dakari Pearson go off to play at UT, I watched Wilford Bowers play at SFA, and many others on that team at Tech, NSU, McNeese, and LSU. I've seen them at their lowest and now at their highest. And as much as I hate to admit it, this team is better than my senior class. So I'll give warning...Angleton, you better better pray that you don't end up in Lamar Mitchell's way, because IT'S ON!

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:44 AM

UNFUCKINGSTOPABLE!!!

that's all I can say about the game tonight. I'm tired, cold, sick and I'm out.

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:04 AM

Saturday, November 16, 2002

A little bit about today...

The Scene
You could say local restaurant czar Tilman Fertitta built this place just for the halibut ... and about a hundred other species of fish displayed in the 90,000 gallons' worth of observation tanks at this spectacular "eatertainment" operation. Climbing a dramatic staircase that encircles a three-story cylindrical fish tank, patrons find themselves in a large dining room where four other aquaria provide a dazzling, nonstop parade of exotic sea creatures. Moody blue lighting reflects eerily off coral-like walls, completing the undersea effect. Obvious irony aside (you're eating what you're admiring), the Aquarium impresses in a golly-gee way that gives it both tourist appeal and local allure.
Happy 80th Birthday Grandma!!! :)
Then off to that Hometown addiction I love so much....
A team that's won over half of their games with their 2nd and 3rd string players
Ranked 17th in the state 4A's
2nd in the Houston 4A's
Lamar Mitchell RB 6-2, 235 Dayton~verbal agreement with A&M
Dayton (10-0) vs. Houston Waltrip (8-2)
7:00 Saturday at Pasadena Memorial Stadium
So yeah IT'S ON tonight!!!! CAN'T Wait
hopefully I'll be well enough to go, thought I was going to die last night. But hell, if I'm going down, may as well be at a football gam right?

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:35 AM

Friday, November 15, 2002

Going with the whole 'theme' of my blog...
Does my analytical nature hurt me more than it serves my best interests?
let's look at a little Vocabulary tonight boys and girls, because the more I think about things, the more pissed off I get at myself. So lets take a GOOD look...
friend·ship
Pronunciation: 'fren(d)-"ship
Function: noun
Date: before 12th century
1 : the state of being friends
2 : the quality or state of being friendly : FRIENDLINESS
be friends with : to have a friendship or friendly relationship with
make friends with : to establish a friendship or friendly relations with
re·la·tion·ship
Pronunciation: -sh&n-"ship
Function: noun
Date: circa 1744
1 : the state of being related or interrelated
2 : the relation connecting or binding participants in a relationship: as a : KINSHIP b : a specific instance or type of kinship
3 : a state of affairs existing between those having relations or dealings b : a romantic or passionate attachment
It's funny that I talked to Stan SO much that now everything has to be such a subtle inference. I'm not sure that was exactly healthy. I got way too used to playing the games with him. Never letting the guard all the way down, the 'beauty of anonymity' I think is the way to describe it. But, what fun it is, to take someone you don't know, and to really try to figure them out. To get into their thoughts, see what makes them tick. It's all fun till you figure it out. Then it's just usually on great big dissapointment. So in the infamous words of my "undear friend"...
F' the Haters!
It was just one big GIANT ego trip wasn't it babe???

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:59 PM

HE HE HE
Yeah I knew it would happen. I knew that we'd eventually find some kinda trouble to get into. and OH YEAH, there's pictures. :D All in good time, you all will see them too. But first let me distruibute the MAD PROPS....
Mad Props go to
1. L-dawg and C-funk for reflective tape
2. K & J for the use of the new Z-71
3. Kenefick for being 12 miles away
4. C-funk again for doin tha deed
5. L-dawg twice for "puking" in the ditch
6. L-dawg thrice for tha mad photography skills
"Hmmm, last time I checked Kenefick was only right up tha road, bout 12 miles, looks like that there sign says 42 miles. Now paw, I don't reckin it said that just yesterdy"

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:11 PM

This world is like a cage
And I don't think it's fair
And I don't even think
That anybody cares
It'll leave a hole down the side of me
And it'll leave a scar
Can anybody see?
That we gotta get it out
We gotta get it out
And I'm 'a get it out
With the mutherfucken microphone
Plugging in my soul
I'm a renegade riot getting out of control
I'm 'a keep it alive
And continue to be
Flying like an eagle
To my destiny
So can you feel me? (Hell yeah)
Can you feel me? (Hell yeah)
If you feel mutherfucker then you'll say (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah, I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Freddie D

♥Oh, so vintage... 5:04 PM

How's this for minds in the gutter today?

Me: Who is Dong Morris?
Court: What?
Me: Dong Morris, you have a message written down from him.
Court: HAHAHAHA
Me: OH, that says Doug...hahaha
MOM: GIRL! *shaking her head*

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:38 AM

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH???!!!!
I'm registered!!! After this semester I will only have 10 hours to go before I complete my Earth Science degree!!! And then who knows...perhaps a Masters in Environmental Geology.

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:04 AM

Thursday, November 14, 2002

Time flew away,
But something won’t forgive it all,
Days and weeks,
Let’s start from the beginning of a life.

She called today,
Pretending not to care at all,
For days and weeks,
Now he’s hanging from the ceiling,
What a life,
Oh what a life,
Was it a life?

Is something wrong with me?
I show you things you’ve never seen.
Is something wrong with me?
I show you things that you’ve only dreamed of.

I’m wide awake,
I’ll drop you off for saying that,
For days and two weeks,
It was you who was defending such a lie,
Oh what a lie,
Was it a lie?

Is something wrong with me?
I show you things you’ve never seen.
Is something wrong with me?
I show you things that you’ve only dreamed of.
You never change, you never change.

Is something wrong with me?
I’ve shown you things you’ve never seen.
Is something wrong with me?
I’ve shown you things you’ve never seen.

Is something wrong with me?
I’ve shown you things you’ve never seen.
Is something wrong with me?
I’ve shown you things that you’ve only dreamed up.
You never change,
Something won’t forgive it all

Pete Yorn

♥Oh, so vintage... 2:43 PM

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

Funny...the guy in the s-10 next to you trying to race at the green light
Funny...the guy in the s-10 checking you out at the next light
Funnier...seeing that the guy in the s-10 is about 16!
Not Funny...the harsh realization that there are guys out there that are legally too young for you.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:54 PM

Cashier: Who cut your license in half?
Me: It's not cut in half, only bent....One day when you start going out every night, your license will look the same way.
Court: geez, how old was he?
Me: like 12 I think
Patience Grasshoppa

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:52 PM

Court: Oh look the baboon's ass is even red!
Lacy:umm, ok, why?
Court: because their asses turn red when their in love or something.
Hmmm, I sure hope my ass doesn't turn red if that happens to me...

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:49 PM

I really should have paid a little more attention in Biology. I'm contemplating performing surgery on myself. If my left tonsil is not well by tomorrow, I just might have to remove it so that I'll be a functional adult again. Mom bought these nifty little keychain flashlights for me and Court yesterday. It was a good thing because I had to use it to examine the inflamed tissue of my tonsil. Turns out that I think it should be removed so that I don't have to endure anymore "swollen left tonsil, sore right ass cheek" (and no, I'm not sure what one has to do with the other). I've thoroughly thought this thing through and it seems to me that if I drink enough Jack Daniels then I won't necessarily "feel" the pain. However, It has come to my attention that 'yes' my judgement could be slightly skewed and indirectly leave me with a gaping wound, and in need of extensive cosmetic surgery. On second thought...I could just go to the doctor like normal people do.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:47 PM

Seems there are untold suprises in my future...
well duh ;)
but no really, I think this one just might be pretty good.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:36 PM

FUNNY SHIT!!!
Lapdances...
clean flying roaches...
crotch rot...
sore right ass cheek, swollen left tonsil...
'good girls'...
"are you drunk, or can you just not type?"

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:08 AM

Tuesday, November 12, 2002

WOOHOO!!!! The duo is back in biznaz!!!
Yeah that's right...
Momma's lock yo daughters up and throw away da key, cause me and C are drankin and we're feelin kinda mean...
Can I get a Hell Yeah for the L-dawg and the C-funk being roomies again? It's about to get weirder, crazier, louder, wilder, funnier, and more outrageous than it's ever been before. What wonders lie ahead? only time will tell.

Scenario numero uno...
Me at the computer on the balcony
C at the laptop in my room * less than 20 feet away*
Mom standing over my shoulder laughing her ass off because we are too lazy to walk to the next room, or yell at each other, we instead opt to continue AIMing each other instead.

even funnier...Participating in above scenario again, while blogging it!

Stay tuned for scenario numero dos

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:53 PM

"I just realized that if I get lazy I can almost lay in bed and stay on the internet!"~Court

♥Oh, so vintage... 5:58 PM

Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Your sweetheart could be saying all the right things today. You might not believe your ears at first, as the words you have longed to hear will flow out effortlessly. While it is natural to be suspicious, perhaps this person has turned a corner.
WHOA!!!

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:45 PM

Monday, November 11, 2002

Don't be fooled by tha rocks that I got
I'm still Jenny from the block....
Geez I've had that song stuck in my head ALL day!
Took the Friends quiz today, turns out I was Rachel, I figured I'd be Pheobe, Court thought I'd be Monica. What do we know?
Nice ending to such a BLAH day. In a short lived cleaning spree this afternoon, I found it, the one and only....Solid Gold CD...
Lady Lay Down, Rose-Colored Glasses, Drivin My Life Away, Backside of Thirty... it's BADASS, I jammed it all afternoon! I didn't get in any backroads driving, but I got something WAY better than that....

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"there, two dozen, one for every hour i think of ya"

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:03 PM

I need something to pick me up today. Geez what is the deal here? It's beautiful outside, nice and warm. I've finished all my work for today. I'm getting a few extra hours in this week, and I had lunch at Mas Amigos. What the hell do I have to bitch about??? I'm just SO blah today. Not really upset about anything in particular, just melancholy. I love that word, always makes me think of Smashing Pumpkins.

Granted I loved the 80's and all, but if I have to listen to 106.9 much longer, I'm going to freak. I NEED MY KIKK!!!! I tried REALLY hard to give KILT a chance yesterday, but after listening to Matress Mack scream for 20 minutes straight without hearing a single song, I gave it up and switched to 93Q. I KNOW!!! I'm probably going to hell for it, but shit! I'd rather listen to the same 5 top 40 country pop songs than listen to that "no talent ass clown'' Dan Gallow all day.
The only think keeping me from losing my mind right now is the fact that I only have 10 days of school left this semester. After that only 22 hours to go!!!
And don't even get me started on my f'ed up plans for the weekend! UGH, my family is insane, but I guess that's how it is when you've got 5 brothers and sisters and their families to accomidate. So instead of taking my grandmother to The Aquarium at the Kemah boardwalk this Wednesday night (when it would be less crowded) we are waiting on my 'favorite aunt' to come in from San Antonio. Therefore leaving us with Saturday as our only option. We've got reservations, so we'll be fine, BUT...I had planned on going on my Oceanography field trip that day instead. I love Oceanography and have been looking forward to this field trip since the beginning of the semester. Oh well I've got an A so I don't need the extra credit anyway.
And PEOPLE! What is wrong with them??? I wasn't raised in a barn and I don't act like I was. However, I am obviously missing out by not behaving otherwise. Apparently its acceptable to be a complete moron nowdays. I really wouldn't know, I'm surrounded by brilliance ;) I really am tired of dealing with idiots on a day to day basis though, I need to be in a padded room. I'm tired, tired of being mad, tired of being irritated, tired of talking, tired of worrying, tired of listening, tired of reading, tired of thinking, tired of analyzing, tired of not knowing, tired of being right about things I wish I was wrong about.

need a little backroads drivin
little of that ole top down

Jenny from the Block

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:27 PM

um, what the hell is up with this POS posting twice?

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:56 PM

i'm with court today, BLAH

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:56 PM

Sunday, November 10, 2002

MAD ASS PROPS to my wonderful parents who are celebrating 30 years today. Here's to 30 more!
They've been a true inspiration to me in my 22 years, and I can only hope to have what they have one day.

♥Oh, so vintage... 9:33 PM

It's 9:30, Saturday night, I'm bored, My Okie's gone, Parent's are in bed, and the Durango is spotless...
So what do I do??? Call my J-funk to see what the GP is around D-town. Turns out they're headed to Bragg's road in Saratoga. For those of you who don't know the local yore, here it is...

Is it the headlight from a long defunct railroad train? Or, is it the headless ghost of a long dead railroad engineer slinging his lantern as he walks through the pine trees? Generations of Kountze and Big Thicket residents have made the journey at night down Bragg road to try and catch a glimpse of the Ghost Light. More romantic explanations produced stories about local history. The light was a mystical phenomenon that typically frequented areas where treasure was buried, and some early Spanish conquistadors had cached a golden hoard in the thicket but had failed to return for it. The light was a little bit of fire that never was extinguished after the Kaiser Burnout or the ghost of a man shot during the burnout, when the Confederate soldiers fired part of the thicket to flush out Jayhawkers who did not choose to fight for the South. Another story tells of a railroad man who was decapitated in a train wreck on this part of the Saratoga line; they found his body but never could locate his head, and the body continues to roam up and down the right-of-way looking for the lost member. And one tale tells that the light comes from a spectral fire pan carried by a night hunter who got lost in the Big Thicket years ago. He still wanders, never stopping to rest, always futilely searching for a way out of the mud and briars.
The story of the Mexican cemetery tells of a crew of Mexicans who were hired to help cut the right-of-way and lay the tracks. But, rumor has it that the foreman of the road gang, rather than pay them a large amount of accumulated wages, killed the men and kept the money. They were hurriedly interred in the dense woods nearby, from whence come their restless, uneasy souls, clouded in ghostly light to haunt that piece of ground that cost them their lives. And there is the story of a man who sold his farm and parted with everything that he couldn't pack in a suitcase, to work on the railroad. He was devoted to the line and became a brakeman on the "Saratoga." When the Santa Fe began to cut down on its runs, he found himself without a job or prospects. He died soon after, and his lonesome and troubled spirit still walks the road bed with its brakeman's lantern, the Big Thicket light, looking for the life that left him behind.

So anyway here we are, Nice clean new 4X4 dodge Durango, hadn't been broken in just yet, and nothing to do on this Saturday night. So Me, C-note, J-Funk, and James jump in the Rango and head East. I hadn't driven this road since I was in 3rd grade and my parents took me and Amy to see it, yeah we were scared SHITLESS!!! and yeah we so saw the light! But anyway, back to us. So we get there, and after listening to James wisper in my ear from 20 minutes "put it in 4 wheel drive, don't be a little bitch." I pull over and slam it in, take a deep breath, lock the doors, and here we go. Not more than a minute later, we see it, first in front, then in back. It's white, then it's red, then it's gone, then it's back. AGH, wtf?! We are tripped out but having a blast looking for every mudhole we can find ;) We're about halfway down this road and we see a fire in the woods, some drunk ass hillbilly's are camped out with a spotlight scaring the hell outta everyone that drives by. I swear to GOD I heard banjo's! There was something else eerie about this road too, we kept coming across animal carcasses, and yeah it smelled of Death, big time. So we're still trippin, passing a few cars every now and then turning our lights out just long enough to skip a few heartbeats, when we come to the end of the road. It passes a main highway and keeps going. We decided to go across and see what was over there being the adventurous little shits we are. we get to the train tracks and there is a train coming. Funny thing though, you couldn't hear it at all, but it looked like it was coming straight for us. We had to take a "potty break" but we all scrambled back into the car asap. I turned the lights out and we just waited, waited for this 'ghost' train to meet us head on. HAHA, turns out we're just a bunch of crackheads, it wasn't coming straight for us, and it was pretty loud once it got to us. It was going really slow and it freaked us out enough to make us leave. WE went back the way we came, tried to steal a no dumping sign, but ended up with a very frightening 3 inches of James's crack staring us in the face. GOO! Once we're out to the main highway, we see another downed roadsign in the ditch, but there was too much water and as C-note said..."It was a nice thought though." I passed a side road, and it screamed out at me when I went by. So I turned it around, slammed it into low and headed on it. LMAO!!! talk about a wasted effort! I really don't know why I bothered washing the Rango yesterday, because she is a filthy little girl now! We cut a few donuts, narrowly missed a pipeline, and had a blast. And thus concludes our wild night in East Texas...

On an East Texas saturday night
the fire and the moon
are our only means of light...

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:46 PM

Saturday, November 09, 2002

WOW!!! One of them finally admitted the TRUTH!!! :):):)
Just jokin luv....

G: one more thing?
B: ok
B: promise not to get mad?
G: yeah
B: pinkie promise?
G: yeah
B: ok
B: the page i had your number written down on got thrown away last night in my mass hysteria of cleaning
B: i got my phone in front of me and im gonna program you in
B: so this doesnt ever happen again
B: could you pweeze give me the number you answer?
G: hmmm
G: well i'm not answering either right now because they are both dead
G: ;)
B: ok
B: the one you **normally** answer
G: yeah i'm thinking about that
B: ok fine.. i didnt want it anyways.. i didnt wanna call ya anyways.. so there!
G: i'm not mad really, just kinda confused as to why my number wasn't in a more important place
B: it was right by the phone on my desk!
B: i jotted it down quickly that night
B: im sorry
B: im a guy
B: im stupid
B: i cant help it

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:49 PM

jplmyers: man i need to clean my room
jplmyers: it smells like vanilla and butt
LRC91080: vanilla and butt?!!!???
LRC91080: how does that work exactly?
jplmyers: sweat from football and vanilla air freshener
jplmyers: it's like part "mmmmm" and part "ooooooooh"
LRC91080: geez freakin louise!
LRC91080: thats pretty disgusting
LRC91080: i don't think i'll ever be able to smell vanilla again
jplmyers: hahah
LRC91080: 'Vanilla Booty' the newest fragrance from ralph lauren
jplmyers: hahaha
jplmyers: sounds like a term a black guy would use
LRC91080: lol, yeah, i hear that alot
jplmyers: man, look at that tight piece of vanilla booty
LRC91080: LMAO!!!!
jplmyers: haha

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:04 PM

Why is it that babies are so cute with chubby legs and chubby arms, but adults aren't???

LOL, good one Monty!

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:48 PM

Friday, November 08, 2002

Life Lesson #567,909
IT DOESN'T PAY TO BE PREPARED
That's right, you read it. Maybe I'm just obsessive, but there has always been something about people who don't have their orders ready when they get to the window, or the waitress comes that makes me violently outraged. So as a result I am ALWAYS prepared when I get to the window, or the waitress comes to my table. I take it slow, have all like foods grouped together so that all I have to do is designate a number, speak clearly, have all the orders in my party already in my head. I do these practice run throughs in my head so that I don't mess up the order and everyone is pleased with our dining experience. WELL....seems like God doesn't appreciate this preparation!!! It never fails that the "moron of the month" is going to take my order.

ME: Hello, I would like to order 2 ultimate cheesburger combos, 1 with no ketchup and both of those orders with...
Idiot: Hang on there Sloopy! now you want a cheeseburger with extra ketchup?
Me: No Ma'am, I wanted 2 cheeseburgers, one with NO ketchup, curly fries with both orders, and 2 large teas
Idiot: ok, you wanted 2 cheeseburgers, some curly fries?
Me: and 2 large teas
Idiot: Well Ma'am why don't you just get the combos? they're cheaper.
Me: *vein popping out of my forehead, trying to be tactful* That is a great idea, I'm so glad you brought that to my attention, I never realized you could get them as a 'combo'
Idiot: Yes Ma'am, you can. So you want 2 cheeseburger combos, with curly fries? what did you want to drink with that Ma'am?
Me: 2..
Idiot: what size Ma'am?
Me:LARGE PLEASE!!!!
Idiot: ok let me see if I got this right...2 cheesburger combos with curly fries and 2 large teas?
Me: YES!
UGH!!!! it's times like these when you just want to ask someone "How's it feel to be a fuckin idiot?"

Rodney Carrington

♥Oh, so vintage... 9:35 PM

:(:(:(
well I did it. Yeah that's right, scraped all the stickers off the JEEP, cleaned her up, pimped her out. Now she's ready to sell :(:(:(

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:30 PM

Thursday, November 07, 2002

Just wanted to draw your attention to my new feature this week...
If you look to your right, you will notice underneath my archives, a link that takes you to my new PHOTO ALBUM!!!
Go check it out :)

♥Oh, so vintage... 4:54 PM

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E,F,G& H are the letters used to define
bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the
letters Stood for...It is about time you became informed!

{A} - Almost Boobs...
{B} - Barely there.
{C} - Can't Complain!
{D} - Damn!
{DD} - Double damn!
{E} - Enormous!
{F} - Fake.
{G}- Get a Reduction
{H}- Help me I've fallen
and I can't get up

LMAO, Liz you're the best girl!

♥Oh, so vintage... 4:50 PM

AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm seriouly about to FREAK!!!!
I can't open my blog anymore, I can only post on it! somebody tell me what it looks liek please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:09 PM

OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in AGES!!! Who is this freak on the board???
MAD PROPS to Kristy, Girl I know it was hard to quit lovin that 17 year old hunk of man, but a girl's gotta be faithful to her hubby right? ;)

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:05 PM

Wednesday, November 06, 2002

Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm, just can't seem to stop thinking about that 11-9-19-19! :)

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:16 PM

HOLY FREAKIN SHIT!!!
Today was a most BIZZARE day!
Scene #1: Wal-Mart
Objective: Christmas list
I'm sure by now my readers know what a lazy brat I can be. So it should come as NO suprise that yes, once again, I was skipping lab this morning. I didn't start out with that intention mind you, it was just that christmas shopping was looking a bit more enticing than amoebas, and paramecium. I, being the Domestic Goddess that I am, have decided in an attempt to save $ for the Durango, that I will make all my christmas presents this year. Well one of my awesome ideas involved a white cotton thong. So I'm perusing the lingerie department at Wal-Mart, diligently taking notes and comparing prices. When out of nowhere a 40-something african american male walks right up to me and says (**insert ladies man accent here**) "Well, Hello there!" I'm a bit caught off guard, thinking to myself, "be nice, he's probably retarded or something," so I say hi back and smile. BIG MISTAKE!!!

"I'm sorry Miss, but you just have the sweetest little smile I've ever seen, I just HAD to tell you that."
"Well, thank you" as I just stand there smiling like an idiot
"Where you from precious? You look like one of those home-grown country girls. I bet you're from Silsbee, or maybe Kountze. You just too cute to be from around here."
"Umm no, I'm from Liberty." HA, oh yeah let me tell you the truth!
"Well, I'm just up here gettin my oil changed and you're smile was just so beautiful I had to tell you. I'm here in Beaumont on business, I work for the government." (HAHAHA!!! I'm so freakin sure you do!) "So how old are you suga?"
"I'm 20, umm aren't you a little old for me?"
"Nah darlin, I'm not that old, I'm just right for ya. So why don't you let me give you my cell number and you can give me a call sometime?" WTF!?!?!
"I'm really flattered, but I don't think that's such a good idea, but thank you though."
"oh I see, well that's alright, I hope you have a good day sweetie"
Yeah, I can see how it might not be as crazy to you as it was to me. But I seriously considered asking Wal-Mart for the security tape so I could take it home and laugh about it.

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:35 PM

Can I get a HELL YEAH for Elizabeth Dole!!!!
And for Republican Control!!!!
It's gonna be a good day around this house. :)

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:13 AM

Tuesday, November 05, 2002

OK, I've done my duty, I voted!!! And not straight ticket either, although technically it's the same thing. I can't bring myself to vote straight ticket anymore because I have this horrible fear that if I don't bubble in each candidate that some ass could steal my ballot and fill someone else in. ;) And God forbid anyone ever catch me voting for a Democrat, I might be kicked out of the family if that happened.

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:42 PM

Monday, November 04, 2002

It's not often someone impresses me so much that they make it on the blog twice in one day (so MAD PROPS BILL), but I've spent so much time trying to figure out the male psyche and it turns out this is all I needed to know...
LRC91080: lol, the male mind i don't particularly think deserves to be a wonder of the world :-D
b roach908: hell no
b roach908: its easy
b roach908: 'dont treat him like shit'
b roach908: 'feed him every so often'
b roach908: 'dont make him sleep outside'
So what you're saying is that it's a lot like having a dog?

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:45 PM

Just when you thought it was safe to let your children out of the house...

Franco: i was the white boy heavyweight champion of mama jokes and talkin shit in high school
Franco: as in
Franco: yo mama so fat
Franco: she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin
Franco: i got so many of em
Franco: its almost sad
Franco: like
Franco: yo mama is like a hardware store
Franco: 10 cents a screw
Franco: yo mama so dumb
Franco: she thought taco bell was the mexican phone company

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:50 PM

OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!

I serisouly think I might cry. I grew up listening to this station!!! I can't believe I've been reduced to lethargic, older than dirt, fucking KILT, oh or even WORSE...93Q. Give me a damn break, all these assholes do is play 5 songs over and over, and brag about how they don't play as many commercials as KILT, FUCKOFFS!!! UGH, damn I am so insanely pissed off right now! Leslie T is the only redeeming quality that Houston had as a city.

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:11 PM

Sunday, November 03, 2002

Aren't we just the cutest???

HE HE HE, That's my Amy girl!!! ;)

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:56 PM

I'M ON FIRE

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher
I'm on fire

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
through the middle of my soul

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
and a freight train running through the
middle of my head
Only you can cool my desire
I'm on fire

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:04 PM

TexasCourt22: drop your balls and take a chance
TexasCourt22: you have NOTHING to lose
TexasCourt22: and EVERYTHING to gain

funny how I seemed to have used that very expression on quite obviously the wrong person just recently. But I think it hit me like a brick today where I REALLY should be taking that chance. It's amazing what can happen when you put your fears behind you. I think that my words went something along these lines...Maybe I'm just throwing myself out here once again for your ridicule and amusement, but if you don't take chances, you don't live. And since I have nothing to lose... So while I'm busy taking that chance, and he's busy finding my lost remote, I hope life happens to us both and if we're lucky we'll get to share it.

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:10 AM

Saturday, November 02, 2002

It just keeps getting sweeter :)

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:11 PM

Oh, the sweetest thing

I think that someone just might have found my lost remote.

Outkast

It's the simple pleasures that make life so sweet...
That PRECIOUS message on my answering machine from my Keri girl
*Luvin 2.0*
Quiet afternoons
rain running down the windows
Long talks with my Mom
stillness
and knowing somebody cares...

♥Oh, so vintage... 5:25 PM

Friday, November 01, 2002

It's about that time...
You all know what I'm talking about, you've seen the signs....
Deer corn $4.99
four-wheelers on trailers
deer stands/feeders on trailers
more camoflauge on wal-mart shoppers than usual
those nifty orange caps
gun shots on the afternoon (hopefully only for us country folk)
When this time of year rolls around at the Cooper household, LIFE STANDS STILL!!! For Dad anyway. For me, life begins ;) I officially become an orphan on the first day of deer season, only seeing my parents sporadically when they absolutely must come home out of neccesity. Maybe they need clean clothes, more food, or possibly more ammo. Whatever the reason may be, I'll catch a glimpse of them some where around tuesday evening and kiss them goodbye somewhere around thursday morning. This delectible time in between is what I like to call "me time." When no one is occupying that massive house except me and say 20 of my closest friends :D Bust out the asti, crank up the stereo, and throw another log on the bonfire because the party's on!
Party Up
DMX

♥Oh, so vintage... 2:29 PM

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You have a magnificent sense of humor and will continue to attract opportunity when you rely on it. Valuable alliances are met; keep an open mind, as love or money could come in a variety of different disguises.

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:38 AM

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