Oh, so vintage?

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Wednesday, November 13, 2002

I really should have paid a little more attention in Biology. I'm contemplating performing surgery on myself. If my left tonsil is not well by tomorrow, I just might have to remove it so that I'll be a functional adult again. Mom bought these nifty little keychain flashlights for me and Court yesterday. It was a good thing because I had to use it to examine the inflamed tissue of my tonsil. Turns out that I think it should be removed so that I don't have to endure anymore "swollen left tonsil, sore right ass cheek" (and no, I'm not sure what one has to do with the other). I've thoroughly thought this thing through and it seems to me that if I drink enough Jack Daniels then I won't necessarily "feel" the pain. However, It has come to my attention that 'yes' my judgement could be slightly skewed and indirectly leave me with a gaping wound, and in need of extensive cosmetic surgery. On second thought...I could just go to the doctor like normal people do.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:47 PM

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