Saturday, December 07, 2002
Secret Agents L-Dawg & C-Funk VS. Internet Nazis...
The other day I get this message on my machine, it's Jeff from Internet Management Services. Well It seems that Jeff has discovered that someone has "stolen" our account information and has been "illegally" using our interenet connection. HAHA, I'm thinking to myself he's just noticed our increased useage because C-funk is carrying out important secret agent duties while she is in recluse here at the Cooper Estate. So I call him up and I said "I think I know what the problem is, we've been on both phone lines upstairs because we have a guest." I am immediately informed that this is impossible and that in order to continue this little charade we must acquire a second internet connection. Being the understanding person that I am, I find this totally unacceptable. I call back and talk to a thick headed country girl by the name of Christine. Having only one question..."why won't the internet connect on my second line upstairs, has this phone number been taken off the account?" 10 minutes later after explaining a minimum of 5 times what my question was again, I was informed by the talented Christine that I needed to keep a log book of the times I was unable to log onto the internet and get back to her with that information so that we could solve the problem at hand. C-Funk suggested that we synchronize our watches with IMS so the internet nazis could figure this out. ;) After coming to the conclusion that our simultaneous nights on the internet would be abruptly halted, we realized this could not be. I'm sitting in class and it hits me...AOL!!!!!!!!! You heard me, all those seemingly useless, countless, annoying disks you keep getting from AOL with all the free minutes are finally going to serve a useful purpose. One of our under cover agents is currently exploiting AOL with the continuous threat that he is going to cancel. They keep giving him free months, so we are going to see just how long AOL will allow themselves to be screwed. Once again evil will lose and good will prevail!!!
♥Oh, so vintage... 12:49 AM
