Wednesday, January 01, 2003
Words of wisdom from tha original Funk...
L: tell me all knowing J
J: ok it works like this
J: you know the whole left brain right brain thing
J: ok well the male has the same thing only it's left nut right nut
J: the left nut produces all of the sincerity it thinks it needs to get some
J: the right nut produces all of the i'm so cute and dumbness to try and get some
L: hmmm
L: i think i understand
J: depending on how the guy sits or stand decides which nut is dominate
L: i see
J: hence the sincere or stupid
L: i do that too though :-D
L: so how does that work?
J: prob a left boob right boob thing
L: i seeeee
L: i'll have to work on it a bit more though, i lack sincerity ;)
J: each boob emits a different pheramone
L: one say's "damn I'm hot, you should fuck me" the other says "even if i'm not hot, you should fuck me" well maybe that's not what they say, but i bet that's what the guy hears
J: exactly
L: glad we got that figured out
J: that's bc the pharamone receptors are located so close to the nuts
J: it's not the guys fault
L: ahhhhh, they are just born that way huh?
J: yes
♥Oh, so vintage... 5:18 PM