Oh, so vintage?

Friday, February 28, 2003

Giving my blog a little extra bling. ;) NICE huh?

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:42 PM

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:34 PM

GOO!!!
Since when the FUCK did everyone start giving a rat's ass what the rest of the world thinks!? Last time I checked we were an independent nation. Correct me if I'm wrong here, after all I've only had about 10 or so history/poly sci classes in my short lifetime! And WHAT in the BLUE HELL is up with the friggin socialist and communist party members out there with the war protesters??? HELLO does anyone understand that if they lived under a communist or socialist government they would probably be shot or god forbid some thing far worse, for those little protest parties they're having so much fun at. And while I'm at it, I'd like to start taking a collection to send Whoopi Goldberg to Cuba since she "doesn't really view communism as a bad thing." I swear I'm so pissed of about these FUCKING MORONIC excuses for homo sapiens A.K.A. Hollywood Half Wits!!! Were they dropped on their heads as children? Do they suffer from F.A.S.? Are they all crack babies? I've got a list of these Fuck-offs...I won't be watching their movies, I won't be listening to their music, I won't be veiwing their latest made for tv mini series. I WILL NOT SUPPORT TREASON!!! I'm actually quite embarrased they even live in this country. You know if it's so horrible, they need to pack up all their shit and move elsewhere. It's laughable to see what these Idiotarians have to say, but then when you sit and think about the fact that they actually believe it...that's when the gravity of it sets in. I realize that one of the greatest things about this country is the beauty of balanced opposition. I know that criticism from each side only creates the potential for greater growth and prosperity, but this is ridiculous. I'm wondering where the hell are the liberals at on this one??? Do they hate Bush SO much that they are willing to let all these innocent people with THIS SHIT on a daily basis? I'm appalled...he's done this sort of thing to people for years now, yet none of the liberals seem to care. Well, that hurts my feelings (haha, who am I kidding, I don't have any of those). I cried while I was reading this out loud. Where are the liberals??? Has it ever occured to these 'human shields' that they would be of better use trying to help people by setting up a world worth living in instead of trying to keep them in their current recesses of Hell? And maybe if Hollywood would get off their asses and start putting their money where their mouth is instead of undermining this beloved country that allows them the precious right to have diahrea of the mouth, they'd see some results. These people are all about bitching and no results.

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:12 PM

It's coming...
I'm not sure when inspiration will hit me, but it'd going to be soon. I've got so much on my mind that I can't even talk about it. I've never been this overwhelmed by all the things going on in my life. I thought for a while maybe it was just PMS (haha) but nope I don't think a day has gone by in the past month that I haven't been moved to tears by something. It's funny that at a time that I thought I had everything figured out, I really do, it's just not quite like I thought it was. But there are times in your life when you must stand alone. "I ain't scared" As a matter of fact, quite the contrary. I feel something huge coming on. Do you ever wake up knowing you're meant for something special, something bigger than you? You know it's all within your control, you are the master of your own destiny. So all in all, I feel empowered, alone, emotional, resolute, and very much at peace.
F.E.T.E.

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:34 AM

Speak out against Terrorism

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:15 AM

Thursday, February 27, 2003

this fucking weather fucking sucks! I think I'm off to slit my wrists now...
F.E.T.E.

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:07 PM

Look, if you are a human shield, or if you are contemplating being a human shield and going to Iraq, let me suggest something. As you arrive in Iraq and position yourselves strategically, do me a favor and wear a T-shirt that has a bull's eye on it or a target.
If you people would just go over there and identify yourselves with a target, you'll save us a lot of trouble in finding the enemy, because they're going to be right where you are, thinking we won't hit them because we'd hit you.

You're actually going to be doing a tremendous military service with your human shield activity. You could be as valuable, in a weird way, as special ops forces, because you will single-handedly help to identify the location of enemy positions, based on the way Iraq operates.
Rush Limbaugh

♥Oh, so vintage... 2:47 PM

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

And they say ignorance is bliss...
AHH, but in this day of searching for the TRUTH I have been amused beyond compare!!!
Who's the Ugliest

Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimoto were talking over a picnic lunch.
Hercules said, "You know everyone says I'm the strongest mortal on earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."
Snow White said, "you're right! Everyone says I'm the fairest, but how can I be sure?"
Quasimoto agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"
Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."
Hercules said, "Great. Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."
The next day they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules said, "I talked to God, and He said I'm the strongest."
Snow White said, "As did I, and I'm the truly the fairest."
Quasimoto had his head bowed, as he shamefully asked, "Who is Janet Reno?"

and I think that F.E.T.E is going to HAVE to be my sign off from now on because that is TOTALLY my attitude about it!

This is pretty great too...
Got Your Checkbooks Ready?
My Blogfather, John Cole, has sniffed out a Washington Compost article claiming that the President wants to spend up to $95 billion dollars on getting Saddam's ass up and dangling from a lamp post.
Drudge did the math on this and came up with the result that this would amount to just about $320 for every Citizen.
John's reply was:
Who do I write the check to and where do I send it?
And I (call it some sort of weird, twisted, Oedipal thing if you like) would like to up the ante a little bit:
Dear Mr. President:
If you'll not only go in and turn Saddam and his henchmen and family into compost RIGHT NOW, but also tell the UN, the Fermans and the Grench to go piss up a rope, take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, kiss your proud American ass and don't EVER bother to come crying to us for help EVER again, I'll round it up to a nice, even $1,000.
How 'bout it, Mr. President?
Just let me know who to make it out to and it'll be in the mail sooner than you can say "waffle".
(Oh, and in case Colon gets all fidgety about it, I've got two words for you, Mr. President: "Duct Tape")
BUT...as everyone knows, the best part of a post is the comments
In the true spirit of capitalism, here's what I think the pentagon should do: Sponsorship of armaments. Wouldn't you just love to have your name written on a nice daisy cutter or a JDAM that takes out Saddam and some terrorist scum?

Count me in! $1000 is nice, but I'd pay more if I had too.
And we already HAVE duct tape... dozens of rolls of it. I'll send the Prez a roll. It seems it was only idiotarians that needed to rush the hardware stores for the stuff.
Who in their right mind didn't already have DUCT TAPE?

I'd like to have my name tattooed on Sheryl Crow's ass and have HER dropped in my name. I'd pay a lot for that.

I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!
For the LOVE OF GOD, go check this out...The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:43 PM

Virgo
August 23 - September 22
You have always had psychic ability, and today it is at its peak, dear Virgo. Perhaps not coincidentally, you are likely to be contacted by a close friend or lover from your past. He is not calling to renew your relationship, but rather for advice. Your heightened abilities today makes you the ideal confidant. Listen closely, and advise what your heart tells you is right.

LMAO! SEE...I told y'all I was psychic!
Miss Cleo

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:07 PM

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

RADIO EDIT***

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:46 PM

Monday, February 24, 2003

censored***

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:55 PM

AHH...the memories

Is this Pornographic?

Or...is this art?

Billy? being raped?

Aren't we cute?!?

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:26 PM

I've got them...
what you've all been waiting for...
and for those of you who don't know, let me give you a hint...
a donkey
a horse
and two lonely men

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:49 PM

Saturday, February 22, 2003

Chris Shivers
8 seconds away from a cool million

♥Oh, so vintage... 5:01 PM

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

I love this man...
Dittoheads Infiltrate Frisco Freak Protest

♥Oh, so vintage... 9:36 PM

OH MY GOD...
yeah so I've NEVER seen such a grotesque display of 'neck' in my life. I swear to God I heard dueling banjos in the background. Before you run, before you scream in sheer terror, before you rub your eyes in disbelief...let me assure you THIS IS TRUE!!!
OKIE NOODLING
as if you needed another excuse to stay the hell outta Oklahoma.

You think he's married?

♥Oh, so vintage... 9:28 PM

American Idol???
WHOA, My parents actually watched that with me tonight. I don't think we've laughed that hard in ages, even my Dad had tears in his eyes. Makes me think twice about my singing aspirations ;)

♥Oh, so vintage... 9:15 PM

Tuesday, February 18, 2003

wetwired org: ah k sera sera...
LRC91080: what?
wetwired org: lol
wetwired org: life
LRC91080: no shit right?
LRC91080: i'm totally feeling you on that comment right now, couldn't have come at a better time

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:32 PM

Fuck the Haters

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:02 PM

Monday, February 17, 2003

Where's the Napkin...
because that would be the only surefire way to remember all the funny shit that went down this weekend.
It's going to be hard to top C's version of the weekend so I'm just gonna add my $.02.
First there was thursday night and an impromptu trip to the ER for tha Funk, who was ironically sufferring from some stomach funk. After about 2 hours of sitting in a disease infested waiting room next to oodles of crusty nosed children I was finally informed I could go sit with Court in the back. Where we were then informed that tha Funk would be partaking in NO alcoholic beverages if she valued what minute layer of gastrointesinal lining she had left in her stomach. So on that happy note we begin our "Un-V-day Fiesta"
so to make an insanely long story short I'll tease with some highlights...
1. Donkey, Horse, Tampons, Balls, Bendable Wooden Men
2. 3-man, poor Fonze, Taco Cabana, too many stones, and I think some random puking
3. Freebirds, "buying in bulk" @ Sam's ( 8lbs of chips), Beverage Oasis and those cute mini bottles of asti, yeah and a cooler/storage box at Wal-Mart
4. LONG wait at Olive Garden, the 'charming' song the boys wrote at Olive Garden
5. a VERY VERY trashed Billy upon arrival at the casa, a very very trashed Billy passed out on the bathroom floor, a very very trashed Billy puking it up and claiming to be "ready for the next round" GOO!
6. Mellisa hiding Billy's phone, Billy finding my phone, ME very unaware, ME hearing a very not so sober Billy yelling into my phone "Gage you're my Bitch, you know you're my bitch!" ME grabbing the phone from Billy apologizing to Gage and hanging up.
7. drunken renditions of Traveling Soldier ( and you always thought the Dixie Chicks sang that song )
8. Hearing Hairy Mexican's badass f'in song a million times ( I damn well better get a cd soon! )
9. NUMEROUS bags of trash, only a small amount of puke on the floor, nothing broken
10. PUKE ON MY RALPH LAUREN DOWN COMFORTER!!!!!
but DAMN it was FUN!
oh...
p.s. Billy I'm going to enjoy your hat as compensation for my comforter! hehe, it was meant to be, all wrapped up in the washer like that you know. :D WRECKING CREW!

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:36 PM

Wednesday, February 12, 2003

Seth James
Son of a Billy
Hairy Mexican
NIKKI!!!!!
my Chelle! :)
alcohol
Taco Cabana?
alcohol
incriminating photos
alcohol
sleeping
alcohol
eating
3-man
the harry potter cards
alcohol
laughing
oh yeah and alcohol...

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:56 PM

My brain is saturated, I don't think I could learn anymore if I tried.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:59 PM

Tuesday, February 11, 2003

THE FOX REPORT
with Shepard Smith
"not just a clever name"
check him out, I think he wants me to have his children.

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:16 PM

Sunday, February 09, 2003

once again...
I should probably be ashamed. Hehe, but I'm not. This is for ALL of the ladies out there, all of those single, intelligent, great girls out there who've been screwed around by some dickless waste of oxygen. I have SO scored one for the team. Can I get a HELL YEAH??? Now without going into too many details of my personal life, I'll just let y'all know. He can no longer look me in the eye, and I would be willing to bet mucho dinero that he'll never be able to hear the words"break me off show me what you got cause I don't want no one minute man" without being extremely embarassed.
PLAYA GOT PLAYED

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:42 PM

Saturday, February 08, 2003

I should be ashamed...
but I'm just so amused that this blogger craze was started by the man everyone loves to hate. As much as I hate to give this out to you...MAD PROPS Hombreloco.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:23 AM

Friday, February 07, 2003

There's so much on my mind that I want to get out and I don't know where to start. My words mean nothing to anyone but me. So if that's the case, who's to stop me from going ape-shit on everyone? My conscience I suppose, whatever that is. No one else seems to have one, maybe I don't either. But, yet once I again I find myself in an ALL too familiar position. Even when I am expecting it, even when I see it coming a hundred miles away...it never ceases to amaze me how much people can dissappoint me. I wake and wonder am I the only god damned person on this whole earth that really gets it? Or is my outlook just as skewed as everyone else's, only in the opposite direction? Maybe it's just that I've been screwed over enough to the point that I'm just calloused. I'm thinking of a million different things right now..."don't be two-faced" I'm not, I'd say the same shit to their face if I haven't already. "there is no telling what any of them have said about you" true dat! I know what they say about everyone else, but I can't say I really care all that much. "how blind are they?" have they not taken a step back and evaluated themselves? did someone forget to tell them that self-evaluation is one of the most important things you learn to do as a person? You get to a point where you've met so many shitty people you don't even want to meet people anymore. They can apologize all they want, they can kiss and make up, but they've shown their true colors. They may be forgiven for a short time, but as soon as someone gets their panties in a twist, they'll remember all those shitty things. It's really sad actually. I've met a lot of people, some famous, most not, and I've never met a single person yet in this life that I've envied in any way. Not that I'm all perfect or anything. I'm sure people have a few complaints about me too. I do however, suppose it's a good thing that this time around I'm not all that upset about it. For a while there I thought I was going to have to break down and get myself some prozac to deal with people on a daily basis. Seems like it's been easier here lately. Maybe it's the war. Politics always seemed to put things into perspective for me, weird huh? When I sit back and contemplate all the things going on in this world all of this shit seems really unimportant.
I've changed so many ways in this past year. I think once...I loved. I think my heart broke. It's better. Now I'm just scared I can't anymore. I've noticed myself always expecting the worst of people so as to not be let down. I think once... I cried over a guy. I've never done that before. I never will again. I've moved on and I smile again for the sake of my own happiness. I think once... I didn't want to wake up that morning. I like waking up now, even if it's early. Maybe I should have gotten new pillows a long time ago. I think music changed my life. Actually it does on a daily basis. I think my priorities changed. I no longer have to call people for moral support to get me through the day at school. I convince myself that skipping class is bad. I think I found my ambition. Not only will I be soon graduating with my earth science degree, but also my Geology degree. I took the advice of good friends. It got me through the bad days and on to the good days. I realized that in a life this short, even the bad days are good days. I also realized my family is nuts, but on some days I still like them. I miss Tracy and my boys. I love Riley, she's crawling now. I've expanded horizons and created new friendships. I'm going to be a bridesmaid to one of my best lifelong friends in July, that makes me smile. What makes me smile more is that loves George Bush. ;) I've got so much to live for, and so much love that I'm overwhelmed sometimes by my conflicting feelings of irritation and joy. I leave it open ended, I'm sure I'll have a totally new perspective in a few minutes.
"Since she's lost her ability to think clearly"~Jack Johnson

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:51 PM

Thursday, February 06, 2003

Virgo Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Team playing might not suit you at this moment. It's not that other people can't help you. Instead, it has more to do with your unwillingness to take orders. You know what has to be done, but you feel like just curling up under your desk and taking a nap. That might help if you can get away with it. However, each action has its ripples. Your overpowering desire to switch off and hibernate could lead you into hasty or unwise decisions. Get some advice about money or organizational matters. Defer to someone who has a vast store of knowledge.
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
The way other people are telling you what to do today, you would think they were your employer. Ironically, this is not a work situation.

Hmm, you think people are being a BIT pushy today?????????

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:32 PM

since this whole thing has taken on such a high school theme, let me just say it ALL makes me want to gag myself with a spoon.

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:27 PM

Wednesday, February 05, 2003

Ok, I've thought about all of this sufficiently. I even began a long post about it. Then after talking to Court I realized that nothing I can say or do is going to change anything. If these people gave half a shit in the first place, things wouldn't be like that. So once again, to the tune of Rascal Flatts, "I'm moving on" haha. You take the good things with you, you take what you've learned from the bad, and somewhere along the lines you become a better person for it. So I'm going to exercise EXTREME control on my part and not express all the harsh thoughts oozing from my twisted mind at the moment. I'm letting it go because it's no longer mine to save and it hasn't been for awhile.
Anonymous: sorry if that's not exactly what you wanted me to say. I imagine that you might have been looking for a bit of that eloquence and honesty I am capable of using, but I hope you understand my reasons for saying what I have. I learned a long time ago what you should fight for and what isn't worth it. And so far I've been very successful at surrounding myself with extraordinary people. You've got to dig through a lot of shit before you find a whole piece of corn.~GOO!

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:11 PM

I'm still letting it all sink in. I'll weigh in on this board bullshit before the night is over. but I'd be willing to bet my life that NO ONE is going to like what I have to say about it. But I think that we should take a pro-active approach to life..."The only way to prevent ignorant people, is to inform them in the first place"
Peace out with 2 fingers up like a G

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:26 PM

"Hand Me Down"

Someday they'll find your small town world on a big town avenue
Gonna make you like the way they talk when they're talking to you
Gonna make you break out of the shell cause they tell you to
Gonna make you like the way they lie better than the truth
They'll tell you everything you wanted someone else to say
They're gonna break your heart, yeah

[Chorus]

From what I've seen
You're just a one more hand me down
Cause no one's tried to give you what you need
So lay all your troubles down
I am with you now

Somebody ought to take you in
Try to make you love again
Try to make you like the way they feel
When they're under your skin
Never once did think they'd lie when they're holding you
You wonder why they haven't called
When they said they'd call you
You start to wonder if you're ever gonna make it by
You'll start to think you were born blind

[Chorus]

From what I've seen
You're just a one more hand me down
Cause no one's tried to give you what you need
So lay all your troubles down
I am with you now

I'm here for the hard times
The straight to your heart times
Whenever it ain't easy
You can stand up against me
And maybe rely on me
And cry on me, yeah
Oh no, no, no

Some day they'll open up your world
Shake it down on a drawing board
Do their best to change you
They still can't erase you

[Chorus]

From what I've seen
You're just a one more hand me down
Cause no one's tried to give you what you need
So lay all your troubles down
I am with you now

Lay them down on me
Oh yeah
You're just one more hand me down
And all those nots don't give you what you need
So lay all your troubles down...on me

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:21 PM

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

two thoughts...
1.Shuttle debris @ my lakehouse?
2.Jack Johnson is the shit.

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:14 PM

Monday, February 03, 2003

this is the coolest site I've seen in ages...make your own movie

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:39 PM

You're invited!!!!

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:21 PM

"P.S. I actually finished two beers reading your e-mail.......you should continue with that being a writer dream of yours.:)"
From "a normal dude who digs the shit out of Pat Green.:)"
Thanks JP. Those words meant the world to me. When I'm a famous writer, I'll remember you encouraged me. Maybe somewhere I'll slap your name in my dedications ;)

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:54 PM

In the essence of sweetness...
I introduce to you the H-Town Bloggers

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:51 AM

Sunday, February 02, 2003

Surround yourself with beautiful people and beautiful things
and what you see is what you get.
Surround yourself with substance and quality
and a life worth living is what you get.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:55 PM

My heart goes out to my Daniel tonight. I can't imagine losing a close friend as he has this weekend. Someone so young...You haven't even begun to live by age 16. Although I didn't know Jordan, I knew his sister and have hung put with his older brother, who is serving our country, countless times. All I can offer are my prayers. Accident Claims Life of DHS Student

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:53 PM

I'm not sure I have any inspirational post for the tragedy that occured Saturday morning. No comforting words or thoughts to share. I don't think there are any. I'm very interested in what my Meteorolgy and Astronomy proffesors will have to say Tuesday. Lamar works very closely with Nasa on quite a few projects.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:45 PM

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