Monday, February 17, 2003
Where's the Napkin...
because that would be the only surefire way to remember all the funny shit that went down this weekend.
It's going to be hard to top
C's version of the weekend so I'm just gonna add my $.02.
First there was thursday night and an impromptu trip to the ER for tha Funk, who was ironically sufferring from some stomach funk. After about 2 hours of sitting in a disease infested waiting room next to oodles of crusty nosed children I was finally informed I could go sit with Court in the back. Where we were then informed that tha Funk would be partaking in NO alcoholic beverages if she valued what minute layer of gastrointesinal lining she had left in her stomach. So on that happy note we begin our "Un-V-day Fiesta"
so to make an insanely long story short I'll tease with some highlights...
1. Donkey, Horse, Tampons, Balls, Bendable Wooden Men
2. 3-man, poor Fonze, Taco Cabana, too many stones, and I think some random puking
3. Freebirds, "buying in bulk" @ Sam's ( 8lbs of chips), Beverage Oasis and those cute mini bottles of asti, yeah and a cooler/storage box at Wal-Mart
4. LONG wait at Olive Garden, the 'charming' song the boys wrote at Olive Garden
5. a VERY VERY trashed Billy upon arrival at the casa, a very very trashed Billy passed out on the bathroom floor, a very very trashed Billy puking it up and claiming to be "ready for the next round" GOO!
6. Mellisa hiding Billy's phone, Billy finding my phone, ME very unaware, ME hearing a very not so sober Billy yelling into my phone "Gage you're my Bitch, you know you're my bitch!" ME grabbing the phone from Billy apologizing to Gage and hanging up.
7. drunken renditions of Traveling Soldier ( and you always thought the Dixie Chicks sang that song )
8. Hearing Hairy Mexican's badass f'in song a million times ( I damn well better get a cd soon! )
9. NUMEROUS bags of trash, only a
small amount of puke on the floor, nothing broken
10. PUKE ON MY RALPH LAUREN DOWN COMFORTER!!!!!
but DAMN it was FUN!
oh...
p.s. Billy I'm going to enjoy your hat as compensation for my comforter! hehe, it was meant to be, all wrapped up in the washer like that you know. :D WRECKING CREW!
♥Oh, so vintage... 11:36 PM
