Oh, so vintage?

Wednesday, April 30, 2003

P.S.
I fell in love this afternoon on the way home from work...He was dark and handsome. He drove a white Dodge Ram, and he was wearing sunglasses, that is until he took them off to smile at me. Why didn't I follow him? because I'm a big fat dork!
You can set my truck on fire
roll it down a hill
but I still wouldn't trade it for a coupe deville
There's somethin women like about a pickup man

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:04 PM

Yeah so that's a big FAT no go on those shoes sweetheart. Thank god for dyables right?

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:01 PM

OMG! talk about morons!
Today...As in April 30th, 2003, my insurance discovered when I had my accident claim, that they had a form I needed to fill out. Now this isn't just any form, it's the form you are supposed to fill out when you are 16, yes 16!!! HELLO I'm freaking 22! yeah count that...6 Damn years they neglected to tell me this. This form is the discount for good grades form. I personally think they need to reimburse me for the last 6 years of outstanding grades. I mean jebus, I'm about to graduate already!

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:29 PM

I hate cell phones! I get my bill today and it has $40 in roaming charges and $14.50 for my text messages at $.10 a piece. Now I'm a bit confused by this since I switched to a Nationwide plan for my two months of travel. So I call them up and they take off the roaming charges because their map show there shouldn't be any signal in that area of Oklahoma I was in. BUT, I can't switch over to nationwide now because this month they have started charging for roaming in that area of Oklahoma because there is in fact a signal from an AT&T tower. AGH!!!! So I'll be stuck in Oklahoma for 10 days with no freaking PHONE!!!! do you understand what this means to me? This is worse than not having a computer! Plus now I have to pay for my text messages because apparently I was on a promotional plan and now that I've switched, I have to pay $5 a month to text away. see! I told ya the big guy doesn't want me outta Texas. ;)

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:52 AM

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Getting a bit worried...
In a few weeks I'll be headed back to Oklahoma to do some field work. I've been rather excited about this prospect until it occured to me that maybe God doesn't want me to leave Texas. Now before you start laughing, let me state my case.
1. Florida~Get in wreck second day I'm there
2. Oklahoma~Get two tickets 50 miles from the Texas state border, in addition to a few other mistakes I made that weekend
3. Mississippi~Lose my driver's license the first night I'm there
What's a girl to think, I ask you?

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:48 PM

Things You love to hear...
Metlife: We should be able to cut you the check tomorrow and it'll be in the mail asap

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:35 PM

It's so nice to know that I don't have school till thursday! Two full days of work will make for a nice little paycheck this week.

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:27 PM

Monday, April 28, 2003

It's here! ok so what do ya think?

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:20 PM

If cats are carnivores, then why does mine eat peanut butter cookies?

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:25 PM

It's coming...

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:01 AM

Friday, April 25, 2003

ok Court this is for the sake of your education...
this is Christoper Walken

here are his vital stats
Real Name: Ronald Walken (Ronnie)
Birthdate: 31 March, 1943
Father: Paul Walken (from Germany)
Mother: Rosalie Walken (from Scotland)
Siblings: Ken Walken, Glenn Walken
Spouse: Georgianne Walken (since 1969)
Current Residences: New York, NY & Wilton, CT
Education: Professional Children's School, Hofstra University
Now this is Andrew Dice Clay

part of the album review
"such a heavy reliance on naughty language (i.e., at the expense of setups and punchlines), and there are still so many mean-spirited jokes made at the expense of women, minorities, and gays that it's difficult for anyone who doesn't share the Diceman's view of life to enjoy the album that much."

♥Oh, so vintage... 9:58 AM

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

I don't even know where to begin on this day. It wasn't exactly horrible, but it sure as hell wasn't good. I hate getting caught up in someone else's politics, ESPECIALLY when it might have some influence on my academic career. One persons only ''worried about numbers" and the next is only "worried about me doing what's good for me." I've had enough he said she said shit shoved down my throat in the past week to make me scream. These are professionals, I just am amazed they are acting like children. I've been stuck in a compromising position because the Geology department at Lamar is only out for each one's personal gain. Everyone's trying to push their agenda and to hell with anyone else. I've already withdrawn my deposit and put it towards the trip I originally wanted to go on. Now I face the task of telling my Proffessor that I've chosen the other trip after I've already commited to his. I've got valid reasons, I have a good arguement, but for some reason I feel like I'm 5 years old telling my Mom I'm not going to clean my room because I don't wanna. So on top of all this crap I've been worried about, let me tell ya some things I've learned from this sorry ass mutha f#cker I know...
Ladies...
When he says "she's just a friend" what he really means is "I'm banging her too and I wanted to know if you'd be interested in a threesome"
When he says "we're not going out" what he really means is "well maybe we're not going out, but we're sure as hell going to make out right in front of your face"
When he says "women shouldn't be independent, they should be submissive to husbands" what he really means is " I'm a fucking prick and my Dad probably treats my Mom like shit, so I'm going to treat you like shit too"
Note to self
Run screaming the other way if you ever experience these things in a new 'prospect'
you beat him at poker
you catch more fish than him
you piss him off when you catch more fish than him
he makes fun of your beer
he scrutinizes your hair
he thinks you talk on the phone too much
he makes snide comments about you listening to your walkman on the way to class
he has an Andrew Dice Clay attitude about women

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:25 PM

I swear to god a white-haired Christopher Walken just walked in the shop.
WHOA!

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:43 PM

Fair Warning
Ladies and Gentlemen I thought it high time to warn you that as soon as I return from Oklahoma this May I'll be ready for a little beer drinking, river floatin, bs talkin, PG listenin. Texas Luvin, BBQ eatin DAMN GOOD TIME. So get to plannin, clear your calendars becease this summer is going to be officially OFF the F'in Hook.
I've definately got Spring Fever today

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:04 PM

Have I mentioned lately I'll be a graduate this year??? WOO FREAKIN HOO!!!! I'm so excited! Tomorrow is my last official day of class. The last lecture I'll sit through, the last notes I'll take, the last lab I'll be forced to sit though. From now on it's cake classes, and only 3 at that. A nice vacation/field trip to Oklahoma for my Field Geology requirement, then I get to assist a Geology lab and teach that lab this Fall semester. How awesome is that. I'll have one class to drive to. I get to grade papers, give quizzes, share all my collective knowledge with the future. It's gonna be great. Plus I'll still have most of my summer to run around and have fun.

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:01 PM

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

This is so DEAD ON it even freaked me out.
Virgo Aug. 23 - Sept. 22

You thought that you had everything mapped out for the next few days, but the Universe has something completely different in mind for you. A brilliant new development scatters your plans to the four winds, and you couldn't be happier. All bets are off when the distinction between opponents becomes meaningless. The Stars give you the space to create anything you wish. This is a good time to attempt to make all of your magical ideas come to life.

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:15 PM

Monday, April 21, 2003

A song about Soy Sauce?
TexasCourt22: Finally a song about soy sauce!
LRC91080: what?
TexasCourt22: click the link
TexasCourt22: and press start
TexasCourt22: its the craziest song
TexasCourt22: Japs are pretty passionate about their sauce
LRC91080: uh...
TexasCourt22: Show ME!
TexasCourt22: Show You!
TexasCourt22: KIKKOMAN
TexasCourt22: KIKKOMAN
LRC91080: I know!
LRC91080: it's catchy!
TexasCourt22: i know

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:58 PM

RED LETTER DAY
Turns out old dude from Pensacola DID have insurance, I got a letter today...WOOHOO!!!
Lunch was unusually good today
It's my last week of classes!
I got to see my J-funk this afternoon
Had chick-fil-a, that's always good

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:40 PM

VIRGO
The Stars collaborate with you for your best day in ages. As the center of gravity, you attract all the goodies that you can stand. The material world has never seemed friendlier.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:01 PM

Sunday, April 20, 2003

Well the weekend went off without a hitch. No fighting, no arguing, no 'accidental' deaths. Only tons and tons of fish. It was unreal, took Dad about 6 hours today to clean them all and he didn't even get to the really big ones yet. The really big ones being the 35 pounder and the 62 pounder he caught on the trot line this morning. Back to reality now...massive amounts of homework, tests, stress and anxiety to deal with this week. Stay tuned for mayhem.

♥Oh, so vintage... 9:10 PM

Friday, April 18, 2003

It just occured to me that my drinking habits will be severely affected by this no caffeine/sugar thing. There goes all my bitch water and margaritas. Plus, no jack daniels unless I mix it with caffeine free diet coke, which is a sin. So I guess that means I'll just have to stick with beer. :) I've recently discovered a new beer I'm in love with. Well it's not new, just new to me. So call me a traitor, but it beats Shiner.

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:03 AM

Thursday, April 17, 2003

So I've been doing this little experiment at my Mom's urging. I've cut all sugar and caffeine out of my diet in an effort to be a more clam, relaxed, happy person. MUCH to my disbelief it seems to be working. It's been 3 days and I haven't had trouble sleeping, haven't had road rage ( i actually caught myself going the speed limit) haven't gotten mad about anything at all in the past 3 days which is nothing short of a miracle. I'm supposed to do this for 2 weeks then gradually introduce one or the other back into my diet and see which one affects my behavior the most. This should be interesting.

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:17 PM

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

TOP TEN
10. losing my ID the first night I'm in Mississippi
9. Not getting to gamble
8. Eating some awesome food
7. Seeing Gary Allen and Andy Griggs
6. Jimbo telling me my boobs didn't look big, they looked "humongous!"
5.The MAJOR hottie coast guard guy from Dallas parked next to us (he's on the list)
4. The crazy people from Beaumont we met at the Gary Allen concert who's 'family vine' didn't branch
3. Those crazy people having a chick with thim that looked like me and snuck me into 'da club'
2. Seeing Pat Green outta state. It's the ONLY way to go now, we were front and center! and he rocked as always!
1. Getting to see my Kashman and Triston

You'll find me in da club bottle full of bub
mamma I got what you need if ya need to feel a buzz
I'm into having sex I ain't into making love

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:44 PM

Alright Already
When I get a spare minute, which will be like NEVER, I'll update everyone on the outrageous amount of fun I had last weekend. But for now, I'll just leave you with an amusing tidbit.
Jessica~"Man, I can make land mines with a pie tin and a twinkie, MacGuyver taught me that"
Lacy~"HA! I bet you're incognegro when you do it, huh?"

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:19 AM

Friday, April 11, 2003

Alright guys I'm out AGAIN! Pensacola via Gulfport. See ya when I get back, everyone have a safe, fun weekend :)

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:16 AM

Thursday, April 10, 2003

The Ghost of Spring Break past...
You have those events in life that happen to you that you'll never forget. Occasionally you have the good fortune to share those moments with people you'll always have in your life. Today when I was filling up the tank as I've done every other day for the past few years of my life, I happened to glance up and notice that the hoses had a little warning on them that claimed "detachable hose." For those of you who witnessed our little debacle last year, I'm quite positive there are tears rolling down your face from the uncontrollable laughter. However, for those of you who missed it, let me explain...
It's spring break 2002. My first year to really get out and celebrate the season in true independent style. Court and I decided that a few days down in Corpus with our newfound friend Nikki would be just what the doctor ordered. We could catch a Pat show and a Cory show and hang out with this "the game" character we'd been chatting with so much. Everything runs smooth the first couple of days, then tragedy strikes. I'm sure you all remember the South Padre incident when that moron smacked Pat in the eye...well of course his Corpus show was cancelled due to this idiotic behavior. So anyway, we get the bright idea to 'hang on another day' and head on down to Padre to catch the last show. Being the cool chicks we are, we were pimpin the Burb straight up grocery getter style. Of course since its a bit of a trip down to South Padre, we needed gas about 30 minutes before we hit the island. So we stop at a chevron cause that's where the gas card works best, go figure. I start pumping gas then run into the store to change my clothes since the temperature is a blazing 98 degrees as opposed to the room temp 70s we'd had all week. So we're in the store chatting up this really nice store clerk who is giving us directions to the island and telling us about how long the wait on the bridge is going to be. I go outside and tell Court I want her to drive the rest of the way because I'm going to look at the map and do the Navigating, being the Masta Navagata that I am. Court gets in the car, Nikki's in the back, I jump in the passengers seat and we're ready to go. Court pulls out and I hear this horrible sound, something along the lines of metal grinding against metal. I loudly exlaim "what the hell was that?" I tell Court to stop the car immediately and run around to the other side where lo and behold there is the gas nozzle just chillin, hanging right out of the car's gas tank, fully severed from the main pump. First I panic, then I grab the nozzle and put it back into the gas tank and try to fix it by screwing it back together...that was a big fat NO GO RED TEAM. I jump back in the car laughing hysterically and yell DRIVE!! I went through a thousand scenarios in my mind of how that nice guy in the store was going to hunt me down from my credit card number. But alas, a good year or so later, nothing has come of it all but some REALLY great laughs.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:06 PM

I have NEVER in my life...
"Women shouldn't be very independent. They should be submissive to husbands, play a role at home, and respect men's authority and decisions."
Now to those of you who know me well, you know that it took INCREDIBLE restraint on my part to not absolutely "O'Reilly" his ass on this one. I had an eloquent response. But, now I have something to add to that...
The only Roles I play are in the bedroom honey!
you go Court ;)

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:17 PM

LRC91080: god always has a plan
LRC91080: trust me, i've been talking to him ALOT here lately
LRC91080: ;-)
TexasCourt22: well i wish he'd whisper me the details every once and a while

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:06 AM

If you wanna know if he loves you so it's in his Kiss...
Ladies, if you've never had a tall handsome cowboy lean down from his horse and give you one of those once in a lifetime magical kisses...I HIGHLY recommend you find you a cowboy. PRONTO!

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:49 AM

Wednesday, April 09, 2003

There are many times in a Young Woman's life she utters phrases in which she never imagined she'd say...
"I got a 6-pack of Shiner in the back, let's go watch the boys rope"

♥Oh, so vintage... 5:53 PM

Way to be patriotic KRISTY!

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:06 PM

It was meant to be!
What are the chances that we're going to be in Gulfport this weekend and Pat Green is going to be in Biloxi at the Cajun Crawfish Festival? EXCELLENT!!! woohoo, man I'm really excited! I get to see that beautiful brendan again :)

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:59 PM

As I sit and watch this brief glimpse of history in the making, memories of the fall of the Berlin Wall roll through my head. To watch a people embrace newfound freedom...how incredible! I'm humbled by it. You should always know you are a part of something much greater than yourself. When the Lord blesses you in the ways in which Americans have been blessed, it is always a true treasure to share these blessings with less fortunate people.

GOD BLESS A FREE IRAQ
"They danced in the streets, waving rifles, palm fronds and flags, thrusting their arms in the air and flashing the V-for-victory sign."
Check out the real story
Your Independence Day is fast approaching this is only the beggining of the end.
p.s. Does Shepard Smith ever sleep?
Keep our fallen soldiers and their families in your prayers

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:58 AM

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

Give it up to me
Give it up to me
Do you wanna be
My angel?
So help me!

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:30 PM

2 hours of sleep last night and a 30 minute power nap and I'm ready to take on the world! Suddenly the next two months of my life doesn't seem so hectic.
this weekend we're heading to Gulfport/Pensacola, I love having friends who are up for anything at anytime.
sometime next week I want to get to college station to meet Court's sis
then we're heading back Saturday morning to hit up the ELECTRIC COWBOY to see a little Bleu and Django
then to the lake for some R&R with the crazies (aka, mi familia) and some easter dinner
then the next weekend is Amy's shower
bead show 25-27 reliant stadium (JESSICA)
then finals begin
and DASH RIP ROCK is in college station may 1st! WOOHOO I love those guys! I've been waiting for like a year to see them again.
then I have this insane backpacking trip through the Grand Canyon on the 11th of may and I won't be back till the 25th
(yeah, I'm crazy)

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:05 PM

Monday, April 07, 2003

TexasCourt22: been there
TexasCourt22: it SUCKSSSS
LRC91080: oh geee!!! thanks for those VALUABLE words of encouragement!

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:37 PM

I would say I'm on cloud 9 right now, but I'm way higher than that. I can barely see the silver lining of cloud 9. I've had such an awesome day. I scored a 91 on my Paleontology test, WOOHOO!

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:33 PM

In the name of eccentricity...
One day I'm going to bleach my hair blonde
insist that everyone call me 'Kitty' even my grandchildren
wear only stiletto heels with my blue jeans
drink martini's
use only red lipstick and blue eyeshadow
drive a little red corvette
read only the Lifestyles section of the Chronicle
listen to bluegrass and Bach
answer my phone in an English accent and claim to have no clue who Lacy is
sit at the park and pretend to smoke my cigarettes while intently watching all that passes
spend Friday nights at a local bar playing pool and wearing a disguise such as a wig/fake moustache going by the name Lerline/Earl
pretend that I'm famous in Micronesia and that I'm only in America to escape the Poparazzi
wear guady costume jewelry and insist that it is real
stay up late drinking coffee and watching star trek reruns (even though I despise the show)
do yoga naked
talk to my plants
yell at the TV when it suits me
wear only silk underwear on sunday and sit in the last pew at church
spend saturday mornings recovering from hangovers from the night before
spend saturday afternoons washing my silk underwear while listening to Canon in D by Johann Pachelbel
spend saturday nights at the movies watching the midnight movie
take time out for sunday brunches with old friends on occassion
we'll discuss wilder days of youthful indescretion and debauchery

Inspired

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:19 PM

Sunday, April 06, 2003

Hold your drinks up high and toast the night!
Feel free to share the love! Shiner's got the perfect thing for you...Virtual Beer. You know you want to send one of these to your favorite people! I got one of these from Gougler last year about this time and I just felt the need tonight to send one to someone special. So if you're feeling my love tonight have a few rounds on me. Oooh and on that note, I got the lyrics to a GREAT song in my e-mail, I shall share...

-Kace
p.s. below is one of the songs I've written for my band called The Benji Riverview Band... let me know what ya'll think

Chorus
I want a cold case of Miller, a shot of Jim Beam,
A pack of Camel Lights, and some Robert Earl Keen,
A can of Copenhagen, a Jerry Jeff tune,
On a boat in Lake Travis in the middle of June.

Verse 1

Well its off to the store, that little beer barn,
a cold case of Miller, wont do us any harm.
But I go ahead and get a flask, of my favorite- Jim Beam,
I round up all my boys, and we start our drinkin team.
A couple of packs of cigs, to get me through the night,
To me it sounds like everything is getting started just right.
I've got my brand new can of snuff, in the pocket of my jeans,
Listenin' to that Copenhagen song by Robert Earl Keen.
I drive my truck through the town, pickin up my friends,
drinkin all along the way, but this is only where it begins.

Chorus

Verse 2
All of my boys are ready, they keep on throwin em back,
All of us knowin tomorrow, a memory we'll lack.
We pull up to the house, where the party's at tonight,
I might get a girl in the sack, if I play my cards just right.
Instead I stumble across the floor, making such a fool,
I can't believe I'm doin this, cause my lady's such a jewel.
So I decide to get off that track, and down a few more shots,
About 30 minutes later, my head starts twistin in knots.
My walkin ability is fadin, I'm fallin to the ground,
My buddies are too drunk to help me up, It's how I know they're the best around.

Chorus

Verse 3

After 5 hours of drinkin, we start to head back home,
I'm sure not I'm condition to drive, who knows where we're gonna roam.
We finally make it back, that driveway looks so good,
I probably downed 20 and drove, who woulda thought I could?
Pilin' into bed, the night was great without a doubt,
We sure as hell ain't sleepin', were just passin' out.
Wakin up the next morn, its like I've been to hell and back,
Don't know shit about last night, my memory is all black.
We start drinkin again, about a quarter to five,
Who knows what's in store, or if we'll even survive.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:43 PM

just gonna give the highlights...
1. I'm the woman, in case there was any doubt. Yeah so I caugh a whole lotta big crappie this weekend :)
2. The new boat is AWESOME!!!
3. I don't think I like big alligators
4. No I didn't study
5. Jalepeno jelly is good
6. Shiner Bock is better
7. naps are my friend
8. daylight savings time SUCKS
9. I'm going to quit cursing so much, everyone help me out on this one
10. I'm going to Gulfport and Pensacola again this weekend...WOOHOO!!! I get to see my Kashman for his birthday, I'm thrilled!
on that note...I leave you with a few lines from Tha C-Funk
"Yell at me! Tell me to get my ass in gear! Tell me I need to study so I can make good grades so I can get into nursing school!"
HAHAHAHA!!!!! yeah remember you're talking to the girl who you had to talk to on the phone on a daily basis to persuade to go to class.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:29 PM

Friday, April 04, 2003

Once again I'm going to be out of pocket for leisure activities this weekend, and very much away from the news. Anyone who loves me can feel free to call me up on the cell and tell me the downlow :)

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:24 PM

I'm Hopeless

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:14 PM

I've got this picture. It makes me smile, so I keep looking at it. Not one of those 'strike a pose' pics either. More along the lines of capturing a moment when that certain someone wasn't even aware you were looking. It's kinda sweet and innocent, a little boyish too. I like it so much because it seems to be the very essence of everything I see and feel when I look at you. A little shy, but confident. A little straightlaced, but DAMN sexy. Most definately curious, and downright adorable. You feel as comfortable as that Carhart and those baggy jeans. And maybe I do want you to take care of me. Maybe I'm not as independent as I'd like for everyone to believe. Like I said before, I may have a skeptical look on my face, but I'm hanging on your every word. I think I could see the meaning of life without ever leaving your gaze. I know in my heart that in all reality, it wouldn't take much for you to be my world.
~Kitty Hawk

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:49 AM

Is it weird that the two guys both said the same thing to me today?

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:29 AM

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

I'm totally in love! Now, if I can only figure out who with.
~KH

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:45 PM

Tuesday, April 01, 2003

YAY KRISTY!!!!! check this woman out! :)
a whole lotta nothing

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:34 PM

I've had some incredible things said to me tonight. I'm still trying to let it all sink in. But I just can't see it going anywhere. Maybe it won't, but maybe, just maybe I needed this right now.

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:31 PM

Dear Lord I pray...
For wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him,
and patience for his moods
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll probably beat him to death...

AMEN!
~COURT

♥Oh, so vintage... 2:34 PM

DUDE
what is up with the Hacking here lately?? this is insane! FIX IT NOW!!!

♥Oh, so vintage... 2:31 PM

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