Thursday, June 26, 2003
What was Jesus?
There were three good arguements that Jesus was Black.
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
But then there were three good arguements that Jesus was Jewish.
1. He went into his Father's business
2. He lived at home till he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God
But then there were three good arguements that Jesus was Italian.
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil
But then there were three good arguements that Jesus was Californian.
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were equally good arguements that Jesus was Irish.
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved good pastures
But the most compelling of all was proof that Jesus was a woman.
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead he had to get up because there was more work to do
♥Oh, so vintage... 10:09 AM
