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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Virgo
August 22 - September 21
If you haven't been receiving the love you want lately, perhaps it is because you haven't asked for it, dear Virgo. If you are involved with someone and are feeling unfulfilled, consider sitting down and having a heart-to-heart talk about what your needs are and what you want out of the relationship in order to be happy. If you are not in a relationship right now and wish to be in one, you need to take a more aggressive approach in putting the moves on the one you want.

I haven't been receiving the love I want lately partly due to the fact that I want to receive it from the WRONG person. It's time for a change and today's the day.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:10 AM


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Tuesday, March 30, 2004

I hope all is going well and just remember to smile cause you never know when someone
is falling in love with your smile.

-Brian


How sweet was that?

♥Oh, so vintage... 9:33 AM


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Monday, March 29, 2004

Daily Horoscope for Virgo - 03/29/04
Your training comes in handier than ever. You're already using it to make the world a better place. Friends in need find your door open and your table full of food. Strangers with problems come to you seeking solutions. You can't turn anyone away. Generosity is your lifeblood these days. Luckily for you, there's no one in this world that can bleed you dry. Being around other people makes you feel alive. It's that simple. The best thing you can give them is the contagious vibe of your happiness. It's one virus that anyone would be glad to catch.


How true that is. As down as I sometimes get, I always snap back with more enthusiasm than ever. I've discovered that the less I know, the better I feel. Maybe it would be best if he would just go away.

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:43 AM


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Sunday, March 28, 2004

Yeah well I like Texas...Ain't it fine here?



♥Oh, so vintage... 9:20 PM


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Virgo
(8/23-9/22)

Your significant other moves in mysterious ways. It's all you can do to keep up with him or her. Only a fussbudget would resent these conditions. In your mind, this is what keeps love interesting.

First of all...Who says "fussbudget"???
and Second of all...I'd hardly call it interesting, I'd call it hell.

♥Oh, so vintage... 6:47 PM


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Saturday, March 27, 2004

It's 2:24am and I'm home. Home ALONE, and proud of it. I was very tempted tonight, but my heart wasn't in it. My heart is still in shock. But I've got great friends who've made me laugh tonight and that's what I needed. I LOVE YOU SARA!!! And you too Slappy! You guys ROCK!

♥Oh, so vintage... 2:47 AM


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Thursday, March 25, 2004

I hurt so bad right now. I could cry but I don't have any tears. I could scream but no one would hear me. If I ran it would eventually catch me. Nothing kills the pain, only numbs it. There's so much I want to say, but what's the point anymore? I need time alone far away from this. I don't want to wake up in the morning and think about it. I want it to go away. I've said it so many times. I just want it to go away. I promised myself so many times. Swore that I'd never let this happen again. I never wanted to fall in love again. I never wanted to feel it again. I wanted to know what it was like to be that girl that no one could have. The emotionally unattainable. In doing so I think I only laid myself out there to be hurt even worse. The more adverse you are to something. The worse it is when it happens to you. So now it's happened to me. I knew it would. The whole time I knew it would. I can't tell you how, I just knew. My heart always knows the truth and that's what scares me the most. Because I know. Even though I know I won't give up, I just keep getting hurt. Keep putting myself out there. But when's it my turn? I give and give and I'm so understanding. I do everything in my power to be enough, yet I'm not. So now what? When's someone going to do the same for me? The worst part about that question is the fact that deep down I know the answer.

"don't ya think that ya need somebody?"

♥Oh, so vintage... 5:56 PM


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P.S. it's about that time again.
I'll be making one of my last public appearances this weekend to watch Heather's husband play. After that I'll see ya when I see ya cause I'm damn tired of this bullshit life has to offer.

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:41 AM


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Guys just for the record
NEVER SAY I STILL WANT TO BE FRIENDS
It's one of the biggest insults you could ever imagine.
But you know what? I'm OKAY and that's all that matter's
"can't nobody hold me down..."

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:38 AM


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Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Listening to...

Eating...

Thinking about...





Don't you cry tonight...There's a heaven above you baby...

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:42 PM


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Tuesday, March 23, 2004

LRC91080: so how's Phoenix?
samfordss: hot and dirty
samfordss: ;-)
samfordss: just like i like it

♥Oh, so vintage... 7:50 PM


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Funniest thing I've heard all day!

This story is absolutely true, and I'll try to keep it from being too graphic. Here goes.....
A few weeks ago I had a doctor's appointment and I wasn't sure if he was going to start pelvic exams yet. Normally, I like to keep my....lawn neat and trim if you know what I mean. I hope you do or this will sound ridiculous! Well, it is a little hard to maintain my lawn since I can't see it under my huge belly. I decided to take my chances and guess. It was about 5:00 in the morning when I had my bath and decided to do....yardwork. Well, I forgot to check my work in the mirror when I was getting dressed. I was in the bathroom at work (before my appointment) and decided I'd better take a look.....
OH MY GOD!! It was like nothing I had ever seen or hope to see again! It looked like I had been in an accident with a weedeater or something. Worse, and I'm not sure how it happened, but it looked like I had a touch of the mange. I laughed so hard that I thought I could feel my abs again. Of course, then the panic set in as I wondered how I was going to explain this freakish site to Dr. Gullett. As it turns out, the pelvic exams did not start that week and I had time to hire a ...landscaper. Monty must really love me. That is unconditional love, Lacylou!

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:12 PM


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The Legend of Dirty Steve...it's coming

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:02 PM


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Monday, March 22, 2004

So I forgot a few things in the rundown...
My Sunday Church Choir Voice on a Saturday Night
And of course how could I forget Groupies and Bandwagons???

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:23 PM


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Sunday, March 21, 2004

Dirty Steve and the Navaho's Navajos
So once again Sara made her way down this weekend for an out of control, off tha hook Kenefick Experience. So where do I even start? I'm not sure yet, so I'll think about it and finish this tomorrow.
Peace It's Tomorrow
This is where we went
This is who we saw
This is who we hung out with

This is what we looked like



Now for the Highlights...
1. "PRINCESS" Enrique Iglesias
2. McGinnis...tha man who turned my best friend lesbian
3. Party Buses and GREAT friends
4. Dirty Steve and stupid girls who think he's a rock star
5. Partying like a Rock Star
6. 6 hours of sleep (collectively that is)
7. "I'm Rick James Bitch!"
8. DJ Jazzy Josh and his inabilty to do anything for himself ;)
9. "Either you've spoiled him, or he's going you whipped"
10. Charles/Jason, Jason/Charles, Sparky getting his drunk ass outta my car and not shutting the door.
11. Me, Josh and Sara sleeping in the same bed.
12. Me being violated in that same bed while Sara was sleeping
13. Jocelyn talking to Kevin while he violated his wife
14. Russel and the whole cow
15. a 7am wake up call from JL
16. Missin Crocket in Mexico
17. All the skanky panty droppin WHOARES not wearing any clothes at the rodeo
18. Josh callin out the "Kenefick crowd" at Whiskey River
19. "What time is it?" "Well it looks to me like ass whupin hour!"
20. Being so tired and lazy yesterday that I forgot to eat till someone reminded me.

♥Oh, so vintage... 8:09 PM


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Thursday, March 18, 2004

Alright Sara...You ready to do it again???
Did I tell Y'all...
WE PIMP BIG.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:41 PM


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Virgo
August 22 - September 21
A letter, phone call or visit from a lover or close friend is likely to bring interesting news your way. Your creative energies are at their peak, dear Virgo, so why not try your hand at writing, music, drawing or painting? Though you'll have to squeeze this creativity in between the numerous errands you are likely to perform, as the planets indicate you will take many short trips today.

Lord Help Me Live Throuh This Boy....

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:54 AM


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Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Maybe I wish I was far away with my guitar and the wind. I wanna listen to the birds, not the bitching...the constant bitching. I wanna be able to forget where I'm at and pretend I'm sitting on a beach watching the waves,with sunglasses on so no one can see my eyes. I wanna dance and drink and laugh because that's my nature. I wanna be in Mexico soaking up that baking sun and staring out over the desert. I wanna see the stars and not a thing on the skyline. I wanna do it alone because it's easier that way. I wanna sit at La Kiva and listen to the local bands till the place shuts down and the coyotes are howling. I wanna sing. I want the world to dissappear when I close my eyes.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:48 AM


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Wanna Rock and Roll

Last night I went down to the railroad tracks
To watch that train roll by
99 cars screaming into the dark
I heard the lonesome whistle cry
With her name on my arm and the rain coming down
I kissed her for the very first time
I took her down to the railroad track and her red, red lips touched mine

(chorus)

She said, "I wanna rock and roll
Wanna hoochie coo
Shake that thing
Baby, love me do."

The woman's got a walk to make a man cry, throw back his head and howl
Ruby red lips, liquid hips, more than the law will allow
If I told her once, I told her twice
I must of told her a thousand times
I got a red hot mind and a cold black heart
I am the jealous kind
The woman just laughed and said, "Sweet Daddy
You know you are the only one
You're my smooth lover boy, my heartache and joy
Come on let's have some fun."

(repeat chorus)

It was early last night, I went downtown
To a place called Johnny's Last Stand
Through the blues and the smoke
I saw her on the dance floor
She's with another man
The dead man's name was Louie Dupree
I pushed the little button on my knife
I walked up and said, "Hello boys and girls
Have you enjoyed your life?"

(second chorus)

It’s time to rock and roll
Wanna hoochie coo
Shake that thing
Baby, love me do
Last night I went down to the railroad tracks
To watch that train roll by
99 cars screaming into the dark
I heard the lonesome whistle cry
With her name on my arm and the rain coming down
I kissed her for the very last time
I took her down to the railroad track and her dead, red lips touched mine

(third chorus)

I wanna rock and roll
Wanna hoochie coo
Shake that thing
Baby, love me do
Rock and roll
Hoochie coo
Shake that thing
Baby, love me do

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:37 AM


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Tuesday, March 16, 2004

I seriously hate shit like this. I just don't need it in my life. But I am not and NEVER will be one to back down when I wholeheartedly believe someone's behavior is wrong. And that's what I think it is. It's wrong, so wrong in fact that I just don't want to be there anymore.

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:55 PM


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Virgo
August 22 - September 21
An absolutely fabulous career break could finally come your way today, dear Virgo. This could be a raise or promotion, or perhaps even an entirely new job in a totally new field. It could also involve a completely different location! The work you'll be doing is apt to be unlike anything else you've ever done, and that's a challenge. But don't worry! Change is necessary if we are to reach our maximum potential as human beings. Go with the flow.

An hour later I get an order for three sets of jewelry! YAY!!!

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:53 AM


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Monday, March 15, 2004

b: what did the zero say to the eight?
L: oh god I'm scared to ask
b: where did you get that belt
b: and the follow up....what did the zero say to the ten?
L: oh damnit, if I think hard enough surely I can guess
b: hey whose your friend?

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:08 PM


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there are numerous treasures in life, but my favorite is making new friends!

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:59 PM


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Sunday, March 14, 2004

All shades of WRONG...
I don't even know where to start. I honestly think I'll need counseling to recover from this weekend.
First of all we didn't quite make our original plans friday night, but I think I speak for all of us when I say this time I had more fun sittin at home. Apparently we've got some seriously talented "local flavor" I just took it for granted that everyone had colorful neighbors like we do. But we've ALL got the bruises to prove that life in the country ain't always 'takin it easy'. Somewhere between 6pm and 4am we forgot that tomorrow morning was coming early.
1. p-nut's red tennis shoes
2. 'Crockett' pouting cause he wasn't going to get any
3. those panty droppin whoares
4. JL holding Butterbean and singing Jewel
5. Sara gettin repeatedly beaten my Ferguson and getting a crippling bruise

Now for the boil itself. It was relatively uneventful yet very very enjoyable. Mostly just drinkin, eatin, and guitar pickin. Oh, and a whole lot of making fun of Curl, cause the boy couldn't shoot a clay if it was sittin still. Round about dark though, things went terribly awry when the party relocated to the infamous triggers...

1. "Momma she won't dance with me cause she thinks you don't like her. You need to leave! you're F*ckin up my Game!"
2. Tradin shirts in Publik
3. shots of Jager
4. slices of lime and the tongue lashings that come along with them
5. kissing boys...kissing girls...a whole lot of damn kissing
6. the throwdown in the parking lot
7. Liberty country sheriff's dept waiting for us to get home
8. Jocelyn getting TORE UP FROM THE FLOOR UP! and not remembering any of it!
9. Being passed smooth the fuk out by midnight
10. Gage's OH SO WRONG drunk dials...That was out of control son!
p.s. remind me to explain my 'taxi cab theory' later.

The Sack Races


On the ground...where Curl spends most of his time


Stoges???


SLAM!!! du du duh du du duh...let boys be boys



♥Oh, so vintage... 8:06 PM


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Tuesday, March 09, 2004

By far...the BEST pm of the day...

Also, while you're at Wally World, be sure to pick up a "neck massager", a 24 pack of AA batteries, a tub of Crisco, a unicycle, a large inflatable rubber ball and a flag pole. Don't ask what for.

Gotta love Galleywinter

♥Oh, so vintage... 2:01 PM


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Monday, March 08, 2004

Butterbean's new bud...

Cash

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:32 AM


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Feels Like Home
by Chantal Kreviazuk

Something in your eyes makes me want to lose myself
Makes me want to lose myself in your arms
There's something in your voice
Makes my heart beat fast
Hope this feeling lasts the rest of my life

If you knew how lonely my life has been
And how long I've been so alone
If you knew how I wanted someone to come along
And change my life the way you've done

It Feels like home to me
It Feels like home to me
It Feels like I'm all the way back where I come from

It Feels like home to me
It Feels like home to me
It Feels like I'm all the way back where I belong

A window breaks down a long dark street
And a siren wails in the night
But I'm alright cause I have you here with me
And I can almost see through the dark there is light

If you knew how much this moment means to me
And how long I've waited for your touch
If you knew how happy you are making me
I never thought that I'd love anyone so much

It Feels like home to me
It Feels like home to me
It Feels like I'm all the way back where I come from

It Feels like home to me
It Feels like home to me
It Feels like I'm all the way back where I belong
It Feels like I'm all the way back where I belong


♥Oh, so vintage... 10:32 AM


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Saturday, March 06, 2004

***

It just occured to me that I went home alone last night...
I MUST be in love because I stood up "Rich Ryan"

Lesson for the day...
NEVER talk shit about my dog.

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:50 PM


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Friday, March 05, 2004

A Year Ago Today...
I was enamored with the guy I'm now in love with.

My best friend was still my best friend.

I was as passionate about my country as I am today.

I was planning a badass spring break to Pensacola

I still had an unwrecked Durango.

I was still in Paleontology and a year away from graduating.

I had no idea Loree would turn out to be such a great friend.

I was recovering from a great weekend in East Texas hanging at the lake.

I was getting over HIM and today I am happy to say I am over HIM.

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:56 PM


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Mi Vida Familia
My family's been a little crazy lately, not that you were asking, but since it's my blog...I'll say what I want. I think I love them most when they are at their craziest. Even though I want to beat them sometimes, it just makes me realize how much I love them, or I wouldn't care at all. I thank God for my Mother, Tracy and Jenn. I don't know what I'd do without them. Tracy has such a connection with us that even though she's 8 hours away she knows by her instincts when it's time to jump in the car and come to the rescue. Jenn is simply a blessing from God, a light for all to behold. I only hope that she has the strength to continue to burn so brightly. My Mother is more than I ever knew I needed. Sometimes I don't understand our connection, but it's more than just finishing each other's sentences and getting along so well. It's an innate knowledge of what the other is feeling without having to say a word.

"they actually knelt down and prayed for me"

♥Oh, so vintage... 1:49 PM


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The Sweetest Kiss
It takes you by complete suprise, you lose your breath, you feel every inch of his lips on yours. It's not like a regular kiss, you never forget it. And when it's over you still feel it for hours. The very thought of it generates a wave of pleasure throughout your entire body. It's the sort of thing dreams are made of. Causing fitfull sleep, tossing and turning. Craving another just the same. The sweetest kiss can not be repeated. It can't be topped because when a kiss is greater than the sweetest kiss, it in turn becomes the sweetest kiss and the sweetest kiss can not outdo itself. Much like a profound religious experience, one can spend a lifetime looking for the sweetest kiss whereas for others it seems to be almost an innate instinctual occurrence. As some are born to devote a life to God, some are born to devote their lives to love.

♥Oh, so vintage... 9:52 AM


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Thursday, March 04, 2004

I deal with the fact that I've forgotten the worst.
I feel that my social behavior may seem somewhat unrehearsed.
Another page.
A sullen rage.
And I'll be back to my normal self.

I'm finally happy, happy, independently happy.

I drive to the edge of my considerate plain.
I apologize to the people I hurt on the way.
I wipe the slate clean.
I kick the daydream,
And remain independently happy.

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:46 AM


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Wednesday, March 03, 2004

F' The Haters

p.s. it's a shame he was SO right about you.

♥Oh, so vintage... 11:00 PM


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Self Esteem Booster of the Day...

samfordss: you're a nut

♥Oh, so vintage... 10:54 AM


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Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Hey Sara
I think the stars were right about BOTH of us today...

Are you satisfied with your current career, dear Virgo? If not, start by sitting down and making a plan. There are specific steps that can be followed to give you the greatest advantage in pursuing the available opportunities. Consider visiting career sites on the Web, as there are wonderful articles and tips out there for the downloading. Don't settle for less than you deserve. See what you can find, and move toward a more fulfilling future.

♥Oh, so vintage... 2:33 PM


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Ok Sara, you've got me inspired girl. We are SO gonna do this.

♥Oh, so vintage... 12:08 PM


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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TEXAS!!!


♥Oh, so vintage... 9:39 AM


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Monday, March 01, 2004

I don't know...
when it was exactly. Was it when he chased the Vicodin I found in his pocket with the rest of his coors? It quite possibly could have been when he called me at work the next morning stoned. Oh wait, I think it was the 10th call from the 5th different number Friday evening. No, that couldn't have been it, more than likely it was somewhere around the time he brought all of his oh so scary friends down to the bar to meet me after trying depserately to get me to come home with him. Oh and did I mention the 8:30am phone call Saturday morning? I'm still not sure which one of those things it was, but somewhere between then and now something has repulsed me to the point of absolute fear and loathing. Can I be more freaked out?

♥Oh, so vintage... 2:55 PM


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Lady of the Year

Mrs. Cooper-Bell at your service...

Dreams about

My Beautiful Husband.
A new car.
Angels.
Tornados.
UFO's.

Beloved Soulmates

That Girl Ain't Right
Over the Rain
Where the Wild Ones Run
It's a Redheaded Life
Changing Lives... One Mile At A Time
Icehouse Angel
Rustic Ramblings
All I need to know, I learned in Pre-K
Life on the Run
Renee
The Tattooed Debutante
Drudge Report


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