Tuesday, September 17, 2002
Urgent:This just in from the C to the double O Pea ER estate...
Attention ALL agents: It has come to my attention that the Mission Status of Operation BIG ONE: INCOMPLETE. This is unacceptable agents! I will accept NO excuses.
I have evaluated the current status of signs left in the area. My reconnaissance mission resulted in 3 unchecked signs.
Location #1: HWY 146, Hull Daisetta
In plain view of traffic
Up off the ground
Location #2: FM 1409, Dayton
Entrance to Major subdivision
In plain view of traffic
On the ground
Location #3: Hwy 90, Liberty
Intersection of Hwy 90 and Main Street
In plain view of traffic, God and everybody
Up off the ground
Proposal: To carry out original mission and obtain original objectives.
It had come to my attention that Pat Green did not win the Liberty County Treasurer Election, therefore, said signs are not in use and are in actuallity an eyesore to the community.
Our department has suffered from heavy cutbacks, therefore supplies for disguise will be limited agents. You will have to rely on your skills to fit in with the "locals." Some of the "locals" may attempt to throw you off by using intelligent linguistics and making rational decisions. I warn you now agents DO NOT BE FOOLED. These people are no different from the other "locals" you will surely encounter. I assure you that their family trees do not branch. Despite the refined accent, I'm quite confident a "Y'all" will slip out and blow their cover.
If we take Option 2, we will surely need to obtain orange Liberty County Correctional Facility suits. The most efficient way to obtain these is to befriend one of the "locals." If they do not have a suit, surely one of their relatives do.
Option 1: Election cleanup crew
this disguise will allow us to take down the signs as a "public service"
Option 2: Community service workers
also will allow us to take down signs as a "public service"
Transportation: White Thunder is currently in working order and would fit nicely for Option 1. I fear the Baby Beast would be a dead give away for our alterior motives given the large Pat Green sticker on the back. Disguised as an election clean up crew, we should be able to obtain numerous signs around town. However, If we decide on Location # 1, or #3, we will need a Truck. The signs being up off the ground require a truck bed to stand on for proper attainment.
If we take Option #2, as community service workers, we would need to arrive in some form of county transportation. I do believe that one of the vehicles used for my alternate employment would suffice. Though they are not county property, one is a Truck and is former TXDOT property.
NOTE: I am awaiting your responses agents and am confident that you won't let me down the second time.
Agent C-Funk, I am aware that your estimated time of arrival is approximately 16:30 hours Saturday. Therefore You will be given time to review all reconnaissance work and evaluate the situation for yourself upon your arrival.
Agent J (on the down) Low, a business meeting will be required this Friday at noon if resources permit. We shall discuss further planning at that time. It might require another "meeting," possibly next weekend, such as a trip to the bead store so that our plans will never be suspected.
♥Oh, so vintage... 10:38 PM
