Monday, September 15, 2003
I've been thinking about this alot lately and I think I'm going to create the perfect man based on all the positive attributes of my past male 'acquaintences.' I made this little list in my head that I've been working on for the past few days. I think it's pretty good.
Looks...
1. I'd have to go with Josh's face and hair...etc. He's got it all as far as 'rip your clothes off' chemistry goes. Hell where can you go wrong with a Cody Canada look-alike?
2. For build though I'd have to go with Leslie. Boy was so ripped, he is pretty hot too, but Josh is hotter. He makes it difficult to concentrate on Geology (especially in the field).
as we know...Looks aren't everything. So I also chose some things from some of those great personalities.
3. I'd have to take 'Stan's' horribly twisted wit and intellect. Sorry, no one has been able to compete with him so far on that level in that category.
4. The sense of humor award goes to Gage. He's wildly entertaining. I seriously want him to do a Dwight Yoakum impression at my wedding reception.
5. I'd have to go with Leslie again on manners. The boy was smooth with me. Treated me like the Queen I am. ;)
6. As far as Loyalty goes, well I'll take this one from Jaime. He's been by my side since I was a freshman in high school trying desperately to win me over.
Then there is physical attraction and chemistry which is a little different than looks
7. which once again Josh takes the cake.
8. As far as kissing goes though. Oh My God...Daniel has the most awesome 'foot-popping' kiss known to this world. Too bad that's the only thing good about him.
Ambition and Future (cause I don't wanna have to raise them or support them)
9. Leslie was probably the most stable out of them all, of course that tends to happen after you've already been married and have a child.
10. Jarod had it together too. He had just graduated with environmental geology and he was starting at a local oil company fresh out of college.
That's not a complete list by any means, but it's a start for sure. I know what I don't want and that's the important thing to know. The rest of that list can be considered after they fill out the application to date me and have passed the new 'Dad Test' I'm implementing ASAP. I swear to God my Dad doesn't even have to talk to them, he can look at them for 5 seconds and rate them. So in order to save my precious time I'm just going to listen to him from now on.
♥Oh, so vintage... 9:36 PM
