Sunday, September 07, 2003
Sometimes you run out of things to say...
or so I hear. Here I sit, 9:59pm, two days before my 23rd birthday. Now I'm sure you all just can't wait for this, but I'm going to write a
little list of all the things I've learned in the past year. However, before I do that I'm going to revel in the thoughts of the ABSOLUT
Debauchery that will be ensuing this coming weekend. As Sara B. would put it, I'll be getting
prom drunk, celebrating my birthday in the perfect lady-like style I'm known for. Yes that's right, this girl is going to get smashed like she hasn't done in years, "carry me to the bed from the car" drunk... "Falling off the steps at Jitterbugs" drunk..."hanging out of the car dry heaving in the grocery store parking lot" drunk..."Picking up 'gay' Ed at Sundance" drunk..."staying up till 5am 12 beers later listening to stories about getting kicked out of the military for having lesbian lovers" drunk. Yeah, it's on. I'm quite confident that Court, Bekah and Amy Lynn will make my 23rd a most memorable event. I can't think of a better group of friends to spend it with, or a better place than College Station. So now on to that list....
Things I've learned in my 23rd year of life
1. Sleep is quite possibly the most priceless comodity on earth
2. Having a significant other is WAY over-rated at my age.
3. Boys+Beer+Cabins+Field Trips to Oklahoma=BAD
4. Louisiana is the scariest State in the U.S.
5. Pensacola should have been in Texas.
6. Drunk Dials are way underated.
7. Boys that play guitar are the best (especially when they can play Canon in D).
8. When you find a true friend do whatever it takes to keep them.
9. I love ZeigenBock.
10. I think I should have been an Aggie.
Yeah, so that's not all I've learned, but it's the highlights.
♥Oh, so vintage... 10:28 PM
