Thursday, October 23, 2003
I watched a ridiculously horrible movie this weekend called Down With Love. However, I happened to really like to whole 'Down With Love' theory it was based on. If I were to write that book
How to have your cake and throw it in his face when you're done it would most likely be similar to the book in this movie. Not that I'm recomending the movie mind you because once again I cannot possibly stress how absolutely bad this movie truly was. Now, having recently decided that I'm going to adopt this
strategery for a period of time (note that I say period because I'm not really a 'down with love' girl, I'm just trying it out for awhile) I've set some groud rules for myself.
1. PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.
2. Always keep them wanting more, but don't give more unless YOU want to.
3. Keep them constantly confused about what they really want, but NEVER get confused about what you really want.
4. Never disclose your plans to anyone. It's no one's business but your own what or whom you're doing.
5. Never take a word of it to heart, even what you say, because it's usually just BS.
6. Always look your best, you never know when that next 'victim' might notice that pretty smile.
7. The higher you raise your standards, the less you'll have to open doors for yourself, pay for dinner, etc...
8. Always keep your eye on the 'ball' or balls, whichever you prefer ;). There is no need to stray from your original intent unless you've messed up somewhere on the previous rules.
9. ENJOY yourself, no one is obligating you to do anything.
10. last of all keep it 'a la carte' for your own peace of mind.
♥Oh, so vintage... 2:32 PM
