Sunday, October 05, 2003
Normally I like to exude a mild amount of composure and dignity in my life, but this was one of those irresistible instances. Now some of you would wonder why I'm so amused by this little entry of Stan's. Well my friends it's like this...being an obvious "suck" from his point of view, I have had the opportunity to observe this creature otherwise known as 'George' from quite a few different perspectives and I must say that all of them have been nothing short of Wildy amusing. While reading this passage I couldn't help but think of all the little things about him he apparently is oblivious of. You will notice dear reader that the last paragraph has a statement in Bold. The sweet little dear has all to often been a victim of his own tactics and I don't believe he was even aware. I do, of course, have to give credit where credit is due. It is an amusing anecdote of how we all feel about ignorance. It's just too bad it's the pot calling the kettle...
how to completely suck by stan.
What does it take to be really bad at something? I'm not talking about mild incompetence or even entry level ineptitude. No, I'm talking about being so resolutely devoid of any taste, talent, skill or even basic sound judgement that an average passerby would stop to marvel at such a unique example of form and function working entirely against each other.
Imagine a slightly less useful short bus riding retard, that sort of thing.
Obviously, incompetence is something a p.i.m.p. type like me has almost no experience with. This is why I decided to do a little research, to watch an utter suck in its living and working environment. In this book, reader, I will highlight the 10 kinds of god awful homo sucksapiens. After studying this fascinating to me, a few do's and don'ts for aspiring suck wannabes will emerge.
You'll notice that the above passage has been edited. I spent most of my time editing his bullshit lines anyway, so I was quite used to having to perform the task.
♥Oh, so vintage... 9:39 PM
