Saturday, November 22, 2003
Ok, so let me break this shit down for you...
first things first men...everyday you keep this shit up is one day closer to me becoming a nonpracticing lesbian.
Now, to business
This is where it all goes awry. We all know that I have the hardest time on earth keeping my thoughts to myself when people piss me off. Especially when people take advantage of my kindness, that REALLY cuts it with me. So if I ever happen to offer you a bit of friendly support, ya better fuckin take it. Comprende? Don't give me some "mysterious, I'm so alone, no one can understand me, poor me, don't try to help" line of BULLSHIT! You're runnin game on the Girl who invented the game. Don't try to fuck me with that. I'm not stupid and I can handle honesty. When you try to bullshit me, I just think you're stupid instead. It's gonna backfire, so DON'T DO IT. Let me tell you something else...TRUST YOUR GUT INSTINCTS. I'm not saying that you should trust your first impression of someone neccesarily, but when you even get the slightest hint that things aren't right, run yo ass FAR away! Then when I come down on your ass don't you DARE piss and moan about how hard I'm being because I can ASSURE you that you haven't seen shit and that I was holding back out of the kindness in my heart. When the hell is God going to give me an equal? Where in the "Blue Hell" is there a man who can actually grow enough balls to take me on and give me a run for my money? One that's worth a damn and isn't a TOTAL prick that is.
♥Oh, so vintage... 9:10 PM
