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Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Funniest thing I've heard all day!

This story is absolutely true, and I'll try to keep it from being too graphic. Here goes.....
A few weeks ago I had a doctor's appointment and I wasn't sure if he was going to start pelvic exams yet. Normally, I like to keep my....lawn neat and trim if you know what I mean. I hope you do or this will sound ridiculous! Well, it is a little hard to maintain my lawn since I can't see it under my huge belly. I decided to take my chances and guess. It was about 5:00 in the morning when I had my bath and decided to do....yardwork. Well, I forgot to check my work in the mirror when I was getting dressed. I was in the bathroom at work (before my appointment) and decided I'd better take a look.....
OH MY GOD!! It was like nothing I had ever seen or hope to see again! It looked like I had been in an accident with a weedeater or something. Worse, and I'm not sure how it happened, but it looked like I had a touch of the mange. I laughed so hard that I thought I could feel my abs again. Of course, then the panic set in as I wondered how I was going to explain this freakish site to Dr. Gullett. As it turns out, the pelvic exams did not start that week and I had time to hire a ...landscaper. Monty must really love me. That is unconditional love, Lacylou!

♥Oh, so vintage... 3:12 PM


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