Thursday, April 01, 2004
The $64 Dollar Question
...and the TaxiCab Theorem
In a moment of revelation one evening while having a beer with my Dear Friend Brian, I came up with the TaxiCab theorem. See a girl has a main driver that she uses regularly. This 'driver' being that one favorite out of all of her suitors that she tends to give the majority of her attentions to. However, every once in a while a girl gets tired of the same old route to 'work' with the same old driver who drives the same old way. Sometimes a girl just needs to take a cab to 'work'. Hell, sometimes a girl might just want to walk to work alone (with a new package of AA batteries of course). Some girls might even like to carpool every now and then. Maybe it's nothing her regular driver did wrong, maybe she just likes to spice things up a little. Now it's not easy to get to be a girls regular driver and it sure isn't easy to get to be a cab driver either. I've had alot of guys who wanted to be a cab driver for me, but they just couldn't pass the driving test. Maybe they were smooth at the wheel but just couldn't handle the parallel parking. Whatever the reason somtimes a guy just can't pass that driving test. In that case send him packing and point him in a new career direction. Perhaps the fab five will be looking for a new partner soon, you never can tell.
♥Oh, so vintage... 12:00 PM
