Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
If everyday was a sheet of notebook paper that had to have a title, this is what mine would read. If my life was a movie and it required a theme song, at the moment it would be "let's get retarded in here" (yes, retarded, not started). I'd reside in a rubber padded room and I'd be down for the count 3 times a day, sometimes 4. I'd call everyone by their last names and expect them to actually know how to read and write in cursive. When lunch came I'd be the awesome lunch lady who gave out free sloppy joe's and fed those poor kids who don't get enough to eat. If everyday was a sheet of notebook paper I'd spend more time writing the observations and less time writing the conclusions. Of course if everyday was sheet of notebook paper, I'd be killing more trees and reducing the oxygen in the air therefore giving rise to more reasons ignorant conservationist could piss and moan. This of course would come full circle in validation my title in the first place.
♥Oh, so vintage... 6:42 PM
