Monday, August 09, 2004
Simple Twists of Fate and Wayward Words...
So today was one of
THOSE days. It started off with a 'motivational speaker' which caused me to nod off twice during his spill. After giving us a clown nose and requesting we "wear it to laugh away the stress" on our tough days I knew it was downhill from there on out. For some bizarre reason I had a strange nagging sensation that I ought to call and check on the girls uniforms, just to make sure one last time everything was going as planned.
"Wonderful, so when should I expect the uniforms in?"
"September 16th? but football starts next week and homcoming is the 3rd"
"No rush delivery? can you send me ANYTHING?"
yada yada yada...you get the drift. Pissed off drill team, Pissed off parents, PISSED off and stressed out sponser.
Now, as if God hadn't had enough fun, he decides to toy with me further.
After getting home at 7pm I crawl upstairs to search the internet for uniform options when I hear a knock at my door. Now this conversation my friends is PRICELESS...
Mom~"Lacy, I know that you're an adult and this is none of my business, but I never want to see one of these on my living room floor again."
She then hands me a CONDOM WRAPPER! Yes, you read that correctly, I said condom wrapper. In case you missed it the first 2 times
C-O-N-D-O-M W-R-A-P-P-E-R. A little piece of foil lined plastic wrapper that holds an unused condom. This 'little piece of foil lined plastic wrapper' had been used and somehow carelessly left near the couch. She then says...
"I had to put my foot on top of it so that your Father wouldn't see it"
OH MY GOD. I don't know what else to say
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ribbed for her pleasure
♥Oh, so vintage... 10:36 PM
