Now on to Saturday night...
We started at a retirement party for one of my dad's oldest friends. I think it would be a great blessing to one day have a party like that where all of my friends and family were there. It was great. It's the small things like that that make it so special here. So the evening started out with a little beer, a little dancing, and then a whole lot of home made muscadine wine, in addition to a little apple wine. Jess did the chainsaw, we all 'fed the chickens', and then came the lap dance. They tied up the retiree and blindfolded him. Then one of the guys came out in a dress with his hair all up in a ponytail (he had a mullet) and gave him a lap dance. It was CLASSIC! I laughed so hard, I even went and put a dollar bill in his dress, hahaha. After that the party was rather anitclimatic, so we hit the bar. Where of course my ex was with his scary new woman. She's big, not just overweight big, but like amazon big. I don't think I'd piss her off too much. Well we took my Aunt with us and that was an experience. As soon as I walked in the door some older, nice looking gentlemen were sitting at the bar with their 'ladies' for the evening and they all turned around and were trying to unbutton my shirt. WTH!? were you raised in a barn!? Then they kept asking me how much I paid for those things. Of course Travis (owner of the bar) asks me that like every time I see him. I don't dig the harrassing, you have to be subtle about it like Freddy and Archie. They need to learn some manners, or I need to find a better class of losers. I wore Justin Morgan's hat all night, god is that boy sexy. I never noticed it for the longest time either, and then just one day it hit me. I'm a shameless flirt with that boy though, and of course I especially was last night because the ex was there. Not that I was trying to make him jealous really, I just don't want him to think I ever missed a beat without him. I think I did a good job of that last night, haha. For some ungodly reason Jess found it neccessary to hit on a married man for most of the night. Then Pruitt showed up. It all went downhill from there. I BROKE THE RULES!!! Remember that pivital point in the parking lot I was talking about earlier? Well this is where it went wrong. Instead of driving the two miles back to my house, we ended up at the Ponderosa. Where Jess's antics proceeded to piss me off, and Pruitt's advancements began to make me ill. I asked Cyndi "Is there something wrong with me?" Her reply was "no honey, you just have standards, that's all". I'm sure Jess is aware I'm a little irritated with her since I haven't heard from her today and I told her last night I didn't want to go to the circus with them today. So here I sit trying to recover from another bad weekend chugging down coffee while I should be sleepin...