Wednesday, August 24, 2005
LOVE & MARRIAGE...Mrs. Turner has a new rabbit, and Mrs. Swensen has a new rabbit. One is a girl and one is a boy (we think). So as a "genetics experiment" we're going to breed these rabbits. However, when placed in the same cage, the rabbits would not even look at each other. This greatly distressed Jimmy, one of our favorite students. Jimmy therefore, decided that the rabbits were shy and couldn't "do it" because they weren't married and it just didn't seem appropriate. So, in approximately 30 minutes the science department will conduct a formal ceremony to marry these lovebirds. Now I know that an arranged marriage isn't always what its cracked up to be, but I have faith that these star crossed lovers will find wedded bliss this evening when the lights are down low. Ms. Bergland's turtle, Simon is to be the best man. reasons I love my job.
♥Oh, so vintage... 2:15 PM