I work in a rather small community where I'm quite sure the family trees don't branch. They are more like one big spider web. The assistant band director and I have decided that the ignorant ones are inbreed and that they probably have webbed feet. Therefore, when one of them does something stupid we just casually say "webbed feet". So today I told some of his music history kids to tell him I said he had webbed feet and this was my response. Webbed Feet
Really, I hear from some of my music history kids that you're an alcoholic! (like I can really say anything but...) I hear you're a regular at Triggers.
I hate being caught red handed. I didn't even have a good comeback...
