Monday, November 21, 2005
The Rules...Revisited and soon to be revised. Never influence your partner to do something they don’t want to doNever buy your own beerCodeword is still limp bizkit rulesNever leave your partner hangingBe supportive of your partnerNo married Men!!!No cousins closer than 6thNo Turkey, Buffalo Trace, Canadian Club, Or JACK DANIELSNo men who went to school with your motherNo men who are employed at the barNo leaving the bar and coming back with anyone other than who you originallyStick with the old men, they’ve got your back*Never go anywhere with a guy that drives a red truck*Never go sit in the deer stand at midnight *ALWAYS keep a supply of contraceptives handy* (this should be rule #1)*Always have a gameplan to guard your bed from any unwanted boys*Never date a guy that wears lip gloss
♥Oh, so vintage... 1:04 PM