My feet haven't been dry in 3 days and I'm sick of being wet and cold! I'm going home today to build an ark. I suppose I could just roll some logs under the trailer like those crazy Alaskans and have a "yacht" that would rise and fall with the sea. Well except mine would rise and fall with the backwater. HAHA!
"It's not a yacht if you get your mail there. It's more like a trailer park of the sea"